Pavel Sanaev, "Ngingcwabeni ngoba skirting": isifinyezo sezinto indaba

Incwadi "Bury Me Ahambisana Naleli Baseboard" (isifinyezo indaba eziningana izindaba, bheka ngezansi) ekhiqizwa sigemegeme abafundi emhlabeni. Kuyinto edidayo ukuze futhi engavamile ukuthi kunzima ukuba adlulisele imizwelo, okuzovela lapho ufunda. Nokho, ulimi kombhali kuyinto esimnandi ukuze Ngifunde ambalwa imigqa ungashiyi incwadi ekhasini lokugcina. Futhi ngaleso sikhathi kuyoba isikhathi eside ukuba uyigcine izandla zakhe, uzama ukuthola ukuthi kwaba, lapho intabamlilo imizwelo futhi nakho.

ngembhali

Paul Sanaev ( "Bury Me Ahambisana Naleli Baseboard" - edume kakhulu indaba yakhe) - umbhali waseRussia, umlobi kanye umhumushi, umlingisi. Wazalwa ngo-1969. Yena - indodana yokutholwa umqondisi odumile Rolan Bykov.

Washeshe wahileleka translation, ezifaka ama-movie zokuvumelanisa pirated. Ingabe co-umbhali eziningi bands phambili namuhla, kuhlanganise "The Game", "Kuleliviki leliphelile", "Kilometre Zero".

indaba

Inoveli "Bury Me Ahambisana Naleli Baseboard" UPavel Sanaev, ngokuvumelana ukuvuma kwayo, anikezelwe ugogo wakhe, oye wahlala iminyaka esuka kwemine kuya nanye ubudala.

Wabiza uthando nokunakekela kwawo ugogo "ezingomashiqela," "bebangalasa" "kwakukhungathekisa kakhulu."

Kuyinto ikhumbule ugogo nobushiqela yakhe, ubunjalo esindayo kanye nomkhathi crazy endlini lapho umfana wachitha esengumntwana, indaba kulotshiwe ukuthi: "Bury Me Ahambisana Naleli Baseboard" (izincwadi short elinde wena ngezansi okuqukethwe).

Kulo mfanekiso, umqondisi okuqhubekayo Sergei Snezhkin wathatha ifilimu eponymous. Le filimu yabangela impendulo yinto ehlukile. Paul Sanaev ngokwakhe wachaza ezingxoxweni yakhe kanye izintatheli, izici eziningi zale ncwadi, okuyinto ama-movie kuboniswe zazihlukile.

Umlobi kwakunguJohane amafilimu badumazeke, co-zabhalwa iskripthi wenqaba, kuphikisana neqiniso lokuthi ngokucacile muntu othé konke, okwesibili ukwenza kube ukuze avuse ugqozi futhi nje akakwazi ukukwenza.

"Bury Me Ngaphansi Plinth". Isifinyezo indaba. uthayi

Indaba iqala isingeniso esifushane, lapho umlandzi libonakala lesibili ibanga-umfana Sashey Savelevym, ehlala nogogo wakhe ngoba unina "ukushintshanisa it for oyisichwe-bloodsucker." Ngokwakhe ubiza "krestyagoy esindayo" entanyeni kukagogo, okuyinto ngokushesha ulungisa umfundi ngendlela ethile. Lokhu kusobala ukuthi amazwi umfana, uma kuba sobala sengqondo ugogo kuye. Kodwa akubona bonke ngakho elula. Sethula umthole oyoxoxa emfushane ezahlukweni eziningana indaba.

ukugeza

Ngo Kulona, sifunda indlela umfana Skinny. Granny ngothango le ezinamasondo umnyango kusuka zokulala okugeza yethula heater (kugqame), heats up amanzi ukuze 37,7 degrees. Ukholelwa ukuthi umfana kungenzeka sigule kusukela okusalungiswa kancane.

"Bury Me Ahambisana Naleli Baseboard" (isifinyezo - phambi kwakho, kodwa alisiniki yonke izinzwa, ezichazwe encwadini, kungcono ukufunda okufushane umnyuziki) - umsebenzi egcwele nakho of ugogo wakhe, ngokweqile, ukukhathazeka kwakhe okubuhlungu ngomfana.

Ngesikhathi esifanayo kuba njalo othuka umzukulu wakhe, embiza ngokuthi "abolile", efuna "bola ejele". Ukuxhumana-ke njalo iphazanyiswe iziqalekiso. Zithinta hhayi kuphela umfana uwela noyisemkhulu, nabangane, futhi counter ngezikhathi ezithile.

ekuseni

Incwadi "Bury Me Ahambisana Naleli Baseboard" (isifinyezo sezinto indaba okusesihlokweni esithi) yakhiwa tindzaba letimfisha.

Sasha evuka kusukela ukukhalela kwakhe efanayo. It liyaphuma futhi uya ekhishini. Ubona ukuthi ugogo emoyeni.

ukuwa futhi ephukile zobumba teapot, ewela embhedeni isiphelile, ethi wayengeke afe manje ezandleni kukagogo. Umkhulu (ugogo ngokuthi "indoda endala esinuka"), futhi umfana ezama ukumduduza, okuyiwona wathola yinhlama entsha ka ukuthuka Screams.

Umkhulu umi buthule ukuqhuma kukagogo. Uzama ukuba obulimaza futhi asole ngakho abangele negagasi intukuthelo evuthayo.

Inoveli "Bury Me Ahambisana Naleli Baseboard" (isifinyezo kufanele ufunde kuphela akanasikhathi, qiniseka ukuncoma ukubona okufushane umnyuziki lomkhiqizo) ugcwele amazwi nezincazelo lembhali. Omunye wabo ngezansi.

Ngemva kwalesi sigaba kufanele kube ukulungiswa ezincane lapho umlobi uthi iziqalekiso akuzona eqanjiwe kagogo wakhe futhi ihaba. He is ngezinga elithile futhi kubenza, nokugwema "inhlanganisela" unprintable.

usimende

Eduze endlini umfana ekwakheni Madi. Wayethanda ukuya khona nomngane. Lapho, wafikelwa mahhala futhi ekhululekile kugogo wakhe. Kodwa yena wamenqabela ukuba uye khona. Faka indawo yakwa-Madi umfana ayengakwenza ngasese kuphela, lapho bayokhululwa sishaywe egcekeni. Eqiniseka ukuthi umfana uyesaba ugogo ogulayo izikhathi eziyisithupha ngosuku wayixosha khambi homeopathic. Ngolunye usuku wathola kuye egcekeni. Abafana wezwa ukukhala uthukuthele, wagijimela kuye. Nokho, lokhu akuzange ugcine Sasha. Wabona ukuthi umfana ngijuluka futhi kwaba kakhulu, "Guilty", ngemva kwalokho kulandele i ukhuze nge ezililweni futhi sigqoka.

Ngandlela-thile Sasha nomngane ubalekile guys amadala wawa emgodini usimende. Raging intukuthelo ugogo Kwakuyintokozo yodwa, yena uqalekisiwe bafisa umzukulu wakhe "minza ngokuphelele esikhathini esilandelayo usimende."

Ngenxa uhlanya ugogo nobubele nokuthobeka kwakhe ayiziswana egcekeni vahtershi Sasha ngokuthi "isilima savelevskim."

Paul Sanaev ( "Ngingcwabeni ngoba skirting", sifinyeto okuyinto izincwadi esizifundayo - umsebenzi yakhe edume kunazo zonke) sikhombisa nezimo eziningi ezihlekisayo futhi kudabukisa ezenzeke kulo mfana. Isiphetho uma engazama ukukhombisa ugogo wakhe, ukuthi usebenza ngendlela efanele.

ophahleni mhlophe

Sasha kuthi wahamba esikoleni kakhulu kuyaqabukela, izinsuku 7-10 ngenyanga. Lo gogo wathatha lo msebenzi ekhaya ekilasini umzimba ngesikhathi Svetochka umfundi omuhle kakhulu ngokusuka enhliziyweni, bedumisa njalo nokubeka intombazane e isibonelo Sasha. Nge umzukulu yena eyingoduso kuye, futhi ukulahlekelwa amandla akhe, ukunwaya out amaphutha notebook ngensingo.

Esengumfana wenze iphutha futhi wabhala ezimbili eyodwa uhlamvu e izwi. Kwaletha ugogo yami hysterics, okuyinto yena basho ukuthi akazi ukuthi umfana, ayinayo umzukulu ke ukuphinda lutho "uphahla ezimhlophe."

salmon

Indaba iqala lapho incazelo efulethini. Wayengumngane enamakamelo amabili. Omunye Igumbi kwakungekaNkulunkulu umkhulu, lapho sasilala ukusonga, kodwa ungalokothi foldout lombhede. Kukhona futhi kwaba ekhabetheni omkhulu ongamamitha sarcophagus.

Ekhishini kwakukhona amafriji ababili, omunye waba ukudla, futhi enye - futhi okusemathinini nezibiliboco odokotela, okuyinto njalo waxosha ugogo womfana.

Kulesi sahluko kakhokho wakhe ekukhulumeni nomngani Lesha umfundi uzwa wabagula ngengqondo isifo ugogo.

kwamasiko Park

Sekuyisikhathi eside Sasha wafuna ukukhwela ugibele kuleli paki. Ngolunye usuku, ngemva kokuvakashela a homeopath, wakwazi udonse ugogo wakhe. Kodwa akazivumelanga umfana ukugibela yimiphi ugibele, kodwa kuphela wathenga u-ice cream, okuyinto uyakumnika ekhaya. Endleleni ekhaya uswidi kwancibilika. Kusukela Lahlala pool eyodwa kuphela, okuyinto waminza ngokuphepha amadokhumenti, imali kanye ihlaziya.

Zheleznovodsk

Umkhulu Senya wathatha kuyiwe Zheleznovodsk. Ugogo kanye noSasha saya khona isitimela.

Ibathanda njengomuntu yangasese esitimeleni, ikakhulukazi brilliant isinyathelo ezishaywayo. Lapho uninakhulu aphuma kuleli gumbi engangikulo, Sasha wagijima yokugezela, wavula umnyango ne izindololwane yakhe, ngoba kukhona "isifo". Kodwa akakwazanga ukuphuma ngaphandle kwenkinga emuva wawa phambi ugogo phansi lapho ukubusa "amagciwane, uhudo kanye Staphylococcus."

Ukuphelelisa indaba

Kulendaba, igama umfana umfundi uyofunda umsuka lokhu engavamile, surreal yezihloko.

Umbhali wayo - Sasha Saveliev. ezililweni Scared kagogo futhi efisa ukufa, umfana wayeqiniseka wayezokufa ngokushesha. Ukufa ngimbone into kakhulu akunakugwenywa, esabekayo. Wayengumuntu kakhulu esaba of it. Futhi uma ngacabanga yena indawo engcono ukwenze ngenjongo yokungilungiselela ukungcwatshwa kwakhe akusona emathuneni, futhi "Ngalé Baseboard" endlini kanina. Ngakho walala khona futhi wabuka njengoba umama uya, ngimbona nsuku zonke.

Le mpi ephakathi kwala nogogo ka Sasha uyakhula ekupheleni endabeni. Ngelinye ilanga umama uyafika alithathe Sasha. Futhi yena nomyeni wakhe baba ake wazi ugogo enganikanga indodana yami. Sasha ongumama, futhi ugogo sifa ...

waphetha Ngakho "Bury Me Ahambisana Naleli Baseboard" Sana P. (isifinyezo we izindaba ezimbalwa, bheka. Ngenhla). Story impikiswano kakhulu futhi ubiza imizwa yakhe ehlukahlukene. Isitayela ulimi eyibhalela owayebonakala eziphonsa singene ezweni ebuntwaneni. Kodwa ebuntwaneni akajabuli nokwesabekayo, surreal, wemba ngokuphelele up namafosholo ugogo isimo sokugxeka futhi crazy, uthando elinamakhasi, okuyinto ngokwayo kunzima ukubiza. Indaba Yiqiniso, kufanele ufunde sisonke, kodwa akuyona incwadi wenza inkomishi yetiye.