I-Pastafarianism ... ISonto le-monster ehamba ngezindiza. Imiyalo ye-pastafarianism

Izimfundiso ezintsha, amagatsha wesayensi ngisho nemigudu yenkolo manje ibonakala njalo, kodwa okuncane kulolu hlu kuzuza isimo nesimo sezwe. Kodwa izinto zihluke ngokuphelele nenkolo entsha, ebizwa ngokuthi i-pastafarianism. Lo mkhuba omusha ezweni elingokomoya ubizwa nangokuthi iSonto le- Flying Macaroni Monster (LMM). Kuze kube yamuva, kwakubhekwa njengehlelo elithile kuphela, kuze kube yilapho lithola isimo senkolo yezwe.

Ulwazi Lonke

Ngakho-ke, i-pastafarianism iyinkolo yama-parody, eyasungulwa ngo-2005 ngu-American Bobby Henderson. Ukwakhiwa kwesonto elinjalo lezakhamuzi zaleli zwe kwakushukunyiswa yiqiniso lokuthi eKansas into efana ne "Design Design" yafakwa ohlelweni lwezikole ezisemthethweni. Kuyaphawuleka futhi ukuthi kusukela ngaleso sikhathi kuye kwafundwa esikhundleni se "imfundiso yokuziphendukela kwemvelo". E-website yakhe esemthethweni, u-Henderson uyazisa ukuthi ubona umdali wezwe lethu njengesidalwa esithile esiqukethe ama-macaroni, futhi kufana nesimo esivamile ku-standard teftelu. Uphinde ucele bonke ukuba bathule izifundo ze-pastafarianism ezikoleni kanye nezinye izifundo, ngenkathi besebenzisa ingxabano "yokuletha iphuzu." Naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi le nkolo yezinto ezibonakalayo ibangelwa ukuhleka usulu kubantu abaningi, sekuvele isikhathi eside sesisemthethweni.

Isikhathi

Ngemuva kokuba izikole zaseKansas ziqale ukutadisha "Idizayini Ehlakaniphile" efanayo, uBobby Henderson wenza ngokushesha ukucabanga kwakhe: "Yebo, kukhona uNkulunkulu, kodwa ungatholaphi ubufakazi bokuthi yilokho esikwenzayo esontweni lakhe ? Ngomuntu siqu, ngimbona ngendlela ehluke ngokuphelele, okungukuthi uhlobo lwesidalwa esivela ku-pasta. " Ngenxa yalokho konke, kanye nokuqala emhlabeni jikelele, imiBhalo Engcwele (i-Bible, Torah, Veda), wakhetha imithi yakhe, eqinisweni, ehluke kancane kulokhu okungenhla. Phakathi kwabalandeli bokuqala abangena kuleli Bandla le-monster ye-pasta, kwakungama-pirates okuthiwa. Ngokusho kukaBobby ngokwakhe, lezi ziyizidalwa ezithanda ukuthula ezazihlanganyela ekushumayeleni inkululeko yokukhuluma, futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo zihambisa amaswidi kubantwana. Futhi, i-Handersen iphawula ukuthi sonke isimo esingenakuqondakala esingokwenkolo esiye sathuthuka eminyakeni yethu sibonakala ukuthi emhlabeni jikelele kuye kwaba khona abahlukumezi abahlukumezayo.

Okuyisisekelo Senkolo

Njengoba sekuyaziwa, maduzane bonke abangakholelwa kuNkulunkulu nabantu abaye bahlukunyezwa kunoma yiluphi uhlobo lwenkolo, bazibiza ngokuthi ama-agnostics, emazweni aseYurophu naseMelika bangaphinde baboshwe ngenxa yokuhlambalaza okunjalo. Ngokuhambisana nalokhu, izinkolo zanamuhla, ezibonakalayo zanyamalala njalo, futhi azikwazi ukuba yisisekelo esanele sokuthola ukholo. Ngokuqondene ne-pastafarianism, kwaba yiyona nkolo eyenza abantu abaningi abangakholelwa kuNkulunkulu ukuthi baphume emiphakathini yalabo "abaqashiwe" abangayi esontweni futhi bathandaze. Siyakhumbula ngalokhu konke ukuthi iSonto le-pasta monster elihamba ngezinyawo libhekwa njengelisemthethweni, futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo kuhlekwa usulu lokho okwashiwo okhokho bethu amakhulu eminyaka kanye neminyaka eyizinkulungwane. Ngakho-ke, kusukela ekubukeni kwezibalo, i-pastafarianism, eqinisweni, kodwa ilingana no-zero. Le nkolo ingakunika ilungelo lokungasebenzi empini, ukuze ungababulali labo abadla kanye kanye nokuphila kwabo macaroni. Futhi, ngokusekelwe ekutheni amaSulumane atfombeka epasipoti e-burqa, amakholwa e-pasta teapot angathatha isithombe ku-colander. Ngamafuphi, i-pastafarianism yithuba lokuvuselela bonke abathandanayo abakholwayo, kanyekanye ngesikhathi esifanayo banweba amalungelo abo enkolo.

Izimiso Zenkolo

Njengoba sekushiwo ngenhla, inkolo yama-pastafarianism isekelwe kulawo ma-canon ahleliwe emiBhalweni Engcwele. Ekudaleni lezi zimfundiso, kugcizelelwa okukhethekile ebandleni lobuKristu, okungukuthi, eBhayibhelini. Ngakho-ke, ngokufunda yonke imiyalo yama-pastafarianism kanye nezimiso, umuntu angabona ukufanekisa okucacile, kodwa akunakwenzeka ukuba angaboni ukuthi usengumzimba, noma ngabe unamandla kakhulu. Ake sibheke izisekelo zalombukiso wezwe. I-pastafarianism isinikeza lezi zinhlobo ezilandelayo zama-canonical:

• Ukufudumala emoyeni kanye ne-pasta engekho engabonakali yakha indawo yethu yonke, futhi waqala ngezihlahla, izintaba kanye ... "ezincane".
• Bonke ubufakazi obukhona bokuziphendukela kwezwe lethu lwakhiwe ekuqaphelweni kokuhlelwa kwesinye se-monster ye-pasta. Izinto eziningi ezisizungezile, ubukeka zikhulile kunokuba zikhona. Amaqiniso kanye nezikhathi ezijwayelekile ezisekelwe ngokwesayense nazo ziyizinkolelo ezinkulu, ngoba uMacaroni unkulunkulu wakhe uyakwazi ukushintsha yonke into ngendaba futhi ahlale engaboni. Ngenxa yalokho, ukholo lwethu, imibono, ulwazi kanye nezinye izimfundiso zilokhu zishintsha, nakuba singaboni.
• IPharadesi, lapho wonke ukuwa kwama pastafarian, kuyinto ethile ehlanganisa ukuqhuma okukhulu kwebhiya kanye nemboni ye-striptease.
• Igama eliyinhloko lenkolo yiRamin, okumelwe ibhalwe phansi ngezihloko ezimbili RA. Kusobala ukuthi lokhu kuyimifanekiso ye "amen" eyayijwayele wonke amaKristu, amaSulumane namaJuda. Eqinisweni, i-Ramin - lena isobho se-Japanese osheshayo, okufaka i-pasta.

Usho ukuthini amahhashi?

Okungenani noma okushiwo ukuthi kusho ukuthini i-pastafarianism, ukuthi ihlulelwa kanjani nokuthi ivelaphi, sasizicabangile, kodwa esinye isici sisekhona ngokucacile - ama-pirates, okukhulunywe ngabo ngenhla. Ake sicacise isithombe. Ngokusho kukaHendersen, izigebengu ezazikhona ezikhathini ezikude futhi ziphanga zonke imikhumbi abahlangana nazo, eqinisweni, ziyizidalwa zaphezulu. Babengabashumayeli benkululeko yokukhuluma, intando nenkolo, basiza ukuhlupheka nezingane, bagcwalisa umhlaba ngezinto ezinhle. Ekhanyeni elinjalo elibi futhi elibi, sanikezwa izazi zabo zemfundiso yenkolo, abaqoqa izivumelwano zabo ngisho naseNkathini Ephakathi. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ukufudumala kwembulunga yonke, manje okulandelwa yizo zonke izimo zezulu emhlabeni wethu, kuhlobene nokuthi isibalo sabahlukumezi kusukela ngonyaka we-1800 sehlehlisiwe ngokweqile. UBobby uphinde wathi ukunyuka kwenani labavukuzi baseSomalia kunomthelela ekuhlulekeni kwengqungquthela yokufudumala.

Amaholidi amaholidi amaholide

Njengabo bonke izinkolo zezwe, abaneminyaka yabo engalinganiselwa eminyakeni eyizinkulungwane, izinkolo zanamuhla zikhona amaholidi abo, izinsuku ezingcwele nezinye izinsuku eziphawulekayo. Phakathi kwemikhosi emikhulu ye-pastafarianism, sizochaza okulandelayo:

• ULwesihlanu yiholide ebaluleke kakhulu. Ngolunye uLwesihlanu weviki, wonke amakholwa e-monardi ye-macaroni akufanele akwenze lutho. Bamba umkhosi ngokuhlonipha lolu suku olubalulekile akudingekile, kodwa namanje kunconywa kakhulu. Bagubha ngoLwesihlanu kuqala bese bekhumbula uMacaroni Hand, okuyinto umhlaba wethu owadalwa kuwo.
• I-Pastha yinto egujwa kaningi ngoLwesihlanu, noma kunalokho, ngemuva kokudla kokudla. Ngemuva kokudla okunjalo wonke amakholwa kufanele agqoke ibhande elilodwa ngeso elilodwa futhi azitshele wonke umuntu ukuthi wahamba kanjani ezweni elikhanyayo futhi wahlangana lapho noMbuso we-LMM.
• I-Ramindan ingenye iholide "ye-serial". Wonke umuntu ovakashela iSonto le-monta ye-pasta, kumele njalo adle i-pasta esheshayo. Lokhu kwenziwa ukuze ube nethuba lokukhumbula ukuthi kumnandi kangakanani ukuhlala eminyakeni yomfundi, lapho kungabi kubiza ngaphezu kwe "doshyrak", sasingenayo imali.
• Ngokuqinisekile bonke abalandeli be-pasta bagubha i-Halloween. Kuleliholidi lekwindla, udinga ukuguqulwa ube ngengubo yama-pirate bese uya ezindlini zonke, unike i-candy kubantwana.
• Umkhosi (iholidi nje) ama-pastafarians aqala ukugubha ngasekupheleni kukaDisemba, futhi aqedile phakathi noJanuwari. Phakathi nalesi sikhathi, akukho okudingeka kwenziwe, ngaphandle kokuphuza, udle futhi uhalalisele bonke abahlangabezana ne "Celebration". Qaphela ukuthi le nqobe isabonakaliswa ngokuvumelana ne-pastafarianism.
• Ngo-12 kuJulayi 2013, izinkolo zaseRussia zagcwaliswa ngenye ingxenye. Kwenzeke, njengoba usuqagele, i-pastafarianism, okuyinto ngosuku olufanayo eyathola isimo esisemthethweni ezweni lethu. Kusukela ngaleso sikhathi, kuze kube yilolu suku, bonke abakhileyo eRussia abakholelwa ku-pasta monster, abakwazi ukusebenza usuku lonke futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo benze amasevisi "wezinsizakalo" zomphakathi.

Imibono yamaKristu

Ngokususelwa kulawo mazwana kanye namazwana abantu abahlukahlukene abashiye kuwebhusayithi esemthethweni kaBobby Hendersen, singathola isiphetho esilandelayo. Kungokwemvelo ukuthi kuwo wonke amakholwa (nakuba yingxenye encane) yomuntu, i-pastafarianism ukuhlambalaza, ukuhleka usulu okuyisizathu sezenzo eziningi nokudeka kukaMdali. Naphezu kokuthi inkolo emazweni amaningi, kuhlanganise neyethu, manje ibhekwa njengesikhulu, inqwaba yabantu abaningi bayadlula eceleni kwe-monster ehamba ngezinyawo. Emazweni aseYurophu naseMelika, abantu abaningi baye bavusa ukuvukela okuncane mayelana nokuchithwa okunjalo koMoya wonke okugcinwe isintu iminyaka eyizinkulungwane. Emva kwezinkolo zaseRussia zagcwaliswa ngento eyodwa - i-pastafarianism - kwakungekho izinguquko ezikhethekile ekuphileni kwabantu bakithi.

I-Russian Pastafarian Church

NgoJulayi 12, 2013 ensimini yezwe lakithi yabhaliswa ngokomthetho eRussia Pastafarian Church. Ngemva kwezinyanga ezimbalwa, kwakhiwa kakade imiphakathi engama-27 eyayikhulekele i-monster ehamba ngezindiza. Njengazo zonke ezinye izinkolo zaseRussia, ezibhekwa njengezivame ukwamukelwa, i-pastafarianism ine "inzalamizi" yayo. Ngesikhathi sesisekelo kuze kube yilolu suku, yiHusama Pasta II, noma nje uMakhu (Amirjan Khusainov). Usizwa futhi ngumkhandlu wabangane abathembekile, okuthiwa yi-Sacred Colander (kubandakanya abantu abangu-10). Futhi, le nhlangano yenkolo ivame ukubhekwa ezweni lakithi njengesikole sase-Russian pastapharyan okuthiwa emva kokubusa kwesikhathi esidlule.

Kungaba ngcono uma ungenzanga lokhu ...

Kungamazwi lapho i-pastafarianism yemithetho ibizwa ngenkolo, engabalwa ayisishiyagalombili. Lokhu yisifanekiso semithetho yeTestamente Elidala, eyasungulwa ngesisekelo somzila omude kaMose. Kucatshangwa ukuthi i-macaroni monster ngokwayo yanikeza lolu lwazi, olufaka izici ezihlukahlukene zokuphila - kusukela ekudleni ukuya ocansini - kumuntu obizwa nge-pirate okuthiwa uMosey. Kucatshangwa ukuthi kwasekuqaleni imiyalo enjalo eyishumi, kodwa ezimbili zazo zalahleka "endleleni eya eNtabeni iSalsa". Ake sibheke ukuthi leli gama elingcwele limelela yini nokuthi lingasifundisani.

Imiyalo Eyisishiyagalombili yePastafarianism

• Kungaba ngcono uma ungaziphathe njengomshumayeli ongcwele ovamile uma utshela abanye abantu mayelana nomusa wami we-macaroni. Angiyona into evelele kakhulu, ngoba ukufakazela kubo bonke abantu ngaphandle kokuthi ngikhona futhi ukuthi ngidinga ukukholelwa akudingekile.
• Kungaba ngcono uma ungasebenzisi igama lami njengesizathu sokuncipha kwezomnotho, ukugqilazwa, ukucindezelwa nezinye izinengiso. Angidingi neze izisulu.
• Kungcono uma ungahluleli abantu ngezingubo zabo, ngokubukeka kwabo nendlela yokuxhumana. Ngendlela, zibophe ekhanda ukuthi owesifazane, ngokufana ncamashí nomuntu - ungumuntu, futhi ukukhiqiza kuyinzuzo. Futhi khumbula ukuthi abantu abakhulu kakhulu yibo abawazi ukugqoka. Leli khono nganika abesifazane nabesifazane abathile abangakwazi ukuhlukanisa ubulili obubomvu.
• Kungaba ngcono uma ungavumelanga ukwenza lezo zenzo oziphendulela zona, noma ukuphendula okufanayo kungalandelwa kumlingani wakho. Noma ubani ongavumelani nami, angaya ehlathini, kodwa uma ehlambalaza, khona-ke uma ushintsho ungavala i-TV futhi uhambe emigwaqweni.
• Kungaba ngcono uma ungangeni engxoxweni nama-misogynists, ama-racist nezinye izinhlangano ze-svolochnymi ezingenalutho esiswini. Ngidla - manje ungaya ukubahlakaza.
• Kungaba ngcono uma ungazange uchithe imali eningi ekwakheni amasonto, ama-mosque, ama-mausoleums nezinye izakhiwo ezingenasici ekuhlonipheni kwami kwe-Macaroni. Le mali isetshenziswe kangcono ekunciphiseni ubumpofu, ekuphulukiseni izifo zabampofu, ukuthula emhlabeni wonke noma uthando oluthandekayo.
• Kungaba ngcono uma ungabakhathazi wonke umuntu ukuthi ngikhulume nawe. Ngikholelwa, awunasithakazelo kakhulu kubo bonke abakuzungezile. Khumbula okukodwa: Ngakufundisa kakhulu ukuthanda umakhelwane wakho.
• Kungaba ngcono uma ungenzanga kwabanye njengoba ungathanda ukuphathwa nawe uma ukhuluma ngesamba esikhulu se-petroleum jelly ne-latex. Okuhlukile uma umuntu efuna ngempela ukukwenza ngokwakhe. Nje ngenxa yami, ungakhohlwa ukugqoka ikhondomu, ingumuthi kuphela! Uma ngifuna ubulili bungakujabulisi, ngingangezelela ameva kulo mkhiqizo.

I-pastafarianism kwansuku zonke nangomlando wamasiko

Inkulumo ecacile kunazo zonke, ebaluleke kunazo zonke, ebaluleke kakhulu ye-pastafarianism inikwa encwadini kaRichard Dawkins "UNkulunkulu njengengqondo." Lezi zincwadi zinengqikithi yokuziphendukela kwemvelo, ngoba i-pasta monster ehamba ngezinyawo njenge "ukuphikiswa" kuyo ifaneleke ngokuphelele. Esikhathini sochungechunge lwe-TV esithi "South Park" okukhulunywe kusukela kule ncwadi kanye asetshenziswa. Esikhathini sokudweba "I-Simpsons" abalingiswa abakhulu kwesinye isiqephu badla i-spaghetti ngesimo se-pasta monster, ngaleyo ndlela bashumayela ngokungabikho kwe-pastafarianism. Isithombe sikaKhongolose sikaSomnini siphinde silenga odongeni linye lamaqhawe ochungechunge "Abasebenzi bekhompyutha". Kwamanye emidlalweni ye-Inthanethi - I-Prime World - kunomlingisi obizwa nge-Ramin, okubhekwa ukuthi ubhekisela kule nkolo yama-parodic. Qaphela nokuthi uma ubheka ngokucophelela, isithombe se-meatball esindizayo esivela ku-spaghetti singatholakala kaningi kunalokho esingacabanga. Ngokuvamile lisetshenzisiwe, ngisho nangaphandle kokuqonda okusemqoka, kodwa kwezinye izimo i-LMM, ekhanyisa emaphosta, amalebula nezinye izinto, iyisikhangiso esifihliwe salesi simiso senkolo esisha.