Awazi kanjani ukuthuthukisa isimo semizwa yakho? Bheka indawo ekuzungezile ...

Ngezinye izikhathi kuyenzeka ukuthi isimo kwabanye ngezizathu ezingaziwa, umane zero. Kubonakala kahle emgwaqeni sezulu epholile ngo isikhwama ezimnandi sengiprofethile izikweletu, efrijini egcwele ukudla okuthandayo, ikhabethe breaking kusuka abagqoka, othandekayo ukuthumelele izimbali kusukela eliyisiqhingi laseHaiti. Futhi ekuqaleni umphefumulo ikati. Futhi hhayi kuphela ukhiye welayisensi yokufaka okuningi, futhi umemeze ngokuhleka. Ngenxa ukuchaza kungenjalo lokhu kubi, kubi umuzwa eshukumisayo ukukhathazeka liyaphuma futhi izinyembezi akukwazi. abangane ukuvakashelwa ecasulayo, kubonakala yimuphi okuhlaselayo ihlaya, ukudla kunganambitheki, futhi othandekayo ngasizathu simbe okwamanje sengathi ngaphansi kunokujwayelekile. I ajwayelekile sithombe?

Lokhu zokusebenza kwengqondo isimo shayela bacindezeleke emnceleni. Ngamanye amazwi, abantu zisekhona ezanele, kumane ucasukile, kodwa kancane kakhulu - futhi ingqondo yakhe kungaba ukumbamba a zokugula sina, okuthiwa ukucindezeleka. Lokhu zokugula kungaholela emiphumeleni engathí sina kakhulu, lalibhekisela okuyinto - ukuzibulala. Ukuze ugweme ukucindezeleka, kudingeka ngokuphuthumayo ngcono isimo ukuhambisa kude umngcele yingozi.

Kodwa umbuzo uwukuthi indlela yokuthuthukisa isimo lokhu? Ngisho noma uthando akusho nokushisa? Nokho, kukho eziningi. Omunye ephumelela kunazo - ukubheka lowo ke nakakhulu kunawe. Yebo, yebo, musa ukuhleka! Lapho odokotela bengqondo ukubuza, indlela ngokushesha yenza wena ube lula isimo, ngokuvamile bekhuluma ochwepheshe abasebenza esiteshini "East" ku-South Pole. Cabanga, izinga lokushisa isilinganiso emoyeni lapho - lokususa 82 degrees Celsius, ukuxhumana nezwe elingaphandle incike sezulu ehlobo, ukudla, imithi nezingubo zokugqoka zilethwa ngendiza. Kwaphela izinyanga eziyisithupha banayo ebusuku, ngosuku nesigamu, akukho ithuba ukuya cafe noma ukusebenzisa umngane wakhe lapho enza ukuhambela, futhi izimbali kusukela eliyisiqhingi laseHaiti, ungangenanga izonikelwa. ... Awu, futhi indlela yokuthuthukisa kubo up, huh? Lapha, nje-ke. Kuqhathaniswa engajabule wabahloli polar, uku nje lucky! Lo mbono ngokushesha kungani into efikayo engqondweni yakho. Futhi into eyodwa ngaphezulu.

Ukuzama ukuqonda indlela yokuthuthukisa indlela umuntu azizwa ngayo, izazi zokusebenza kwengqondo ukweluleka ngezinye izikhathi kude kuye konke kodwa izidingo zokuphila. Kungani? Yebo, konke silula. Khumbula anecdote mayelana abangenamakhaya? indoda engenakhaya uhamba phansi emgwaqweni nge Hangover, elambile futhi ezingcolile. Ukhathele kulokhu kuphila kuphela, wanquma ukuzibulala futhi ukuba aziphonse phansi esuka ngaphansi amasondo iloli. Lokho ishiywa ukumhlangabeza iloli, wagijima ngaphansi amasondo a bum, kodwa, ekugcineni kwahlaluka ukuthi ukuchelela umshini, ke esinamathambo abangenamakhaya nge hose wayishaya yazula. Hlanza futhi benziwa baqabuleke indoda engenakhaya wayehlezi stop ukuze ome, wabona kudoti ibhodlela sidle likabhiya, ibhega yenhlwathi futhi usikilidi eziphukile. Mina ngiphuza ubhiya, badla Burger, ngikhishwa usikilidi lemifanekiso, ovuthayo ke, imuncwe, futhi ngenjabulo wamnikela: "Yeka ukuthi kuhle ukuhlala emhlabeni ..!" Lokho bonke, uyazi? Ukuze injabulo umuntu kumelwe impela kancane, kodwa akhohlwe ngayo, ikakhulukazi lapho kuba pheze konke kukhona.

Uma ngokungazelelwe bazibuze ukuthi ukuthuthukisa isimo semizwa yakho, nje uzibone umzuzwana endaweni zabangenamakhaya, uzizwe injabulo yakhe kusukela lokuthi amanzi wageza away inhlabathi nge izinyanga-eside yakhe yangasese futhi attics, futhi nje smile! Ngoba ukuze uzizwe ujabule, udinga impela kancane. Sekulula? Kuhle lokho. Manje thathani ifoni, shayela intombi yakho, KWABASETHESALONIKA, ngimtshele yini insizwa emangalisayo! Angikhohlwa ukuthi namuhla, ncamashi ngonyaka owodwa, izinyanga ezintathu futhi amasonto amabili kusukela ngosuku umhlangano wakho, futhi ukuthumelele amakhilomitha ayinkulungwane ka isixha langa izimbali ezinhlobonhlobo. ... Futhi makahlale nomfana iminyaka emithathu ukujola kanye waxosha wakhe ukuze Cheburechnaya imali yokuzifundisa yena siqu sakhe ngokuhlala futhi ukuhlafuna ocingweni ngomona at komunye umkhawulo womhlaba.

Nokho, ukuzizwa kahle, mcele nihambahambe, ngilaleleni ukuthi kwenzeka kanjani ukuthi lehluleka, nokuqonda ukuthi yini wena indoda ejabulayo!