Scenes mhlaka-23 Febhuwari ezihlekisayo. Eqhuba Day iholide of Umdlali wasemuva we wobaba

23 Februwari - iholidi, okuyinto kugujwa ngo-zonke izigaba yobudala izakhamuzi. Kuzo zonke Amahhovisi, izikole, ngisho izinkulisa ukulungiselela ukuhalalisela abavikeli zamanje nezesikhathi esizayo ye-Motherland. Lapho lesi sici ngibopha kukhona iholide izigcawu ku 23 Februwari (funny). Zikhona ongakhetha eziningi ngokusebenza kwabo, into esemqoka ukuthi abahlanganyeli mdlalo wayeqotho.

Usuku elimelela abaswelayo - agcinwe kule esikoleni

Phakathi imikhosi eminingi Februwari 23 libhekisela omunye ethandwa kakhulu esikoleni. Emantombazaneni ngalolu suku - isenzakalo ukuhalalisela izinsizwa zabo, siphinde sikhangise ngamakhono awo ukucula nokudansa ngesikhathi imikhosi. Abafana futhi kukhona ithuba ukuzizwa abavikeli yangempela futhi waphinda uzizwe nokuziqhenya ngoba bengabakaJehova wobulili namandla.

Izinketho esikoleni iholide Februwari 23 kakhulu, kodwa iskripthi ngokuvamile yayihlanganisa:

- imincintiswano;

- setinkondlo,

- Iculo;

- ukudansa kimi; +

- izigcawu ngoFebhuwari 23 (funny).

Futhi ubambe iholide awunakuba khona ngaphandle kokuthethelela evumelanisiwe. Ngalolu suku, kukhicite iphephandaba odongeni, okuyinto kuhlobisa ehholo. Amabhola, kuze kudabuke umhlane, amaphosta, iculo zeminyaka impi - zonke imfanelo fun ugcwale imisebenzi.

Nokho, ngaphandle lapho iholide ngeke iyiphi injabulo - ezihlukahlukene izigcawu ezihlokweni ezifanele.

Scene "wezeMfundo Army"

Scene mhlaka-23 Febhuwari ngesikhathi esikoleni ingase ibekwe isihloko ibutho.

Abalingisi: isosha, usayitsheni, uLieutenant, induna, unkosikazi likakaputeni.

Ensign, edabula emabhalekisini, isosha ubona, ukwenza push-ups. Ngaphezu kwakhe kuyinto usayitsheni wathi umzimba. Ensign eza kuye, lithi:

- Iqabane Sergeant onjani ukuxhashazwa ukuziphatha? Ungakhumbuli ukuthi wayesanda nesosha? Wozani, ngokushesha, ayeke amanga! Futhi omunye, futhi ezimbili, ezintathu ...

USergeant iqala ngokushesha push-ups, Ensign ngima ngakuye wathi. Ngalesi sikhathi emabhalekisini kufika induna, owabona lesi senzakalo.

UCaptain: Ngakho! Woza lisabela ngokushesha wenzani lapha!

Ensign, bethukile: Iqabane uCaptain ...

Kodwa lokho akufakazeli ukuthi umvumele ukuba uqedele: Ngiyazi, kepha mina ngikwazile nasochinyali kimi manje! Nokho, ukuthula, ayeke amanga ukuthatha! Futhi omunye, futhi ezimbili, ezintathu ...

Futhi nanku uza unkosikazi likakaputeni, ubona amadoda wring phandle induna, limi phezu kwaso.

Ethukuthele: Ngakho-ke lokho indlela! Awukwazi ukubona indlu, indodana noyise eside ukhohliwe ubukeka! Kungaba kuhle ukuba uthole imali, futhi wenzani? Uyakhumbula ukuthi unomkhaya, ingane?

UCaptain: Ngiyabonga ... Bese nesosha kwakubhekwa wenyusa.

Unkosikazi ngolaka: Mina mean'll uthole imfundo yakho! Ngokushesha wathatha ukugcizelela amanga! Futhi futhi! Futhi ezimbili! Futhi ezintathu!

UCaptain ngokungathandi uyalalela futhi iqala ukwenza push-ups.

Funny skits mayelana ajenda ku-inthanethi

Scene izingane mhlaka-23 Febhuwari akufanele kubhekwe kuphela amantombazane. Isibonelo ukusebenza funny iqhaza nomfana oyedwa lapha ngenzansi.

Enkundleni kuyinto esikoleni esiphakeme umfundi etafuleni. On the table kuyinto notebook esandleni ifoni yakhe, lapho ukhuluma kulo lonke izigcawu. Kulokhu, umdlalo yomuntu oyedwa.

- Sawubona! Angazi, Ngazakhela indawo dating, kodwa into akekho uyiqophe ... Ngalifaka kanjani ngokwami? Futhi kanjani? Futhi, kahle, mina ukwengeza isithombe Tarzan nokubhala ukuthi Ngingumfana eqinile, uyathandeka oqeqeshiwe.

Kuhaya zokukhwabanisa ezinye kukhompyutha.

- Zonke ngenzile. Oh, kwaba nothile osilethela. Uthi Paris Hilton, inikeza sokumazi. Ngingumfana womuntu, njengamanje, ngithanda ukusho ukuthi ngiyasithanda, futhi.

Ngokushesha uzitholele into.

- Damn! Uyabuza ukuthi kungani amaphutha amaningi ukuze enginazo Russian. Futhi lokho enginakho ngesiRashiya, niyazi. Lapha futhi ahlangane baseMelika ... Oh, linda, othile wabhala enye.

Bheka esibukweni bese uyaqhubeka:

- Girl wabhala. Uthi nginokuthile engifuna bexhwalile esithile kwemisipha handsome. Kuyini ezithakazelisayo, ke akathandi Tarzan. Oh kahle, engafuni, kanti akunjalo. Nginendaba ... nakhu lempi uhlobo oluthile lwezimiso, noma ngabe ufuna sokumazi?

Uveza ubuso ukwethuka, ebuka esibukweni:

- Oh, lami ... Lokhu evela ehhovisi wekuhlanganisa, bhala, ukuthi balinde kimi entwasahlobo. Hawu, futhi lapha Ngithole. Bengingacabangi ukuthi ngiyoke uthole amasamanisi esayithini ukuphola.

Ecasulwe eshiya esigabeni.

Scene mhlaka-23 Febhuwari ngesikhathi esikoleni

Ilya Muromets umi esiteji, egqoke isudu zempi. Kuye kufika Dragon. Ngaphezu kwalokho kukhona inkhulumomphendvulwano:

- Ilya, ingabe uyazi ukuthi thina, abafana, manje sigubha Februwari 23?

- Wena, Dragon ungayididanisi. Kid thina mina nawe - indoda. Enginakho ukuze avikele wobaba.

- Hey, Nitsche, uma ngizobuya ukuma nawe lapha, nawe pozaschischayu?

- Oh ulinde, nje kuthule, akazange uhlupho ingxoxo yakhe.

- A Th ithule ukuze, lapho izitha? Mhlawumbe kuyoba bazibiza? Ndawonye, siyaphila yokubhekana nazo ngokuphumelelayo.

- Uneminyaka isiwula, Zmeyushka. Izitha, beze ngokwabo.

- Ngibona ... Futhi niyazi, u-Ilya, mina manje udle iklabishi kuphela, waba imifino ... Ngakho akuyikubakho muntu ofinyelela emzaneni kunezindatshana dancing amantombazane ...

- ngashada, angikwazi ...

- Kuyishwa ... Oh, bheka, umuntu egijima, isitha mhlawumbe?

- Nah, ke odinnadtsatiklassnitsy abafana esikoleni abalekele siyakuhalalisela zabo ngeholide.

- Uxolo, kodwa mina ngempela wayekulungele ... Oh, bheka laphaya, nje izitha, kanye Umbala ukulwa!

- Lena okweshumi grade Ran ukuhalalisela.

- Ilya, nalapho benza zonke ukugijima, mhlawumbe sizohamba?

- ekhonsathini esikoleni sabo, kusadingeka athwale inkonzo.

- O, awu, khona-ke ukulinda, ukulinda, futhi Ngizo ...

Useqala buthule emuva kude, enethemba lokuthi Ilya Muromets hhayi uhambe emva kwakhe.

- Uyabona kimi lapho, leNyoka, ngaphandle lezimanga. Oh, smska kwavela igama holiday ... Yini esingayenza, kumelwe futhi uhambe. Manje mina ngokuqinisekile sokwehlisa ukuthi ungadli ubani.

Ilya yamjabulisa futhi icasuke Dragon uya kanye yesehlakalo.

Uma ufuna leli yesehlakalo ngo-February 23 sabafana Ubonakala nakakhulu ehlekisa ukudlala kukhona amantombazane egqoke amasudi afanayo.

Funny isitatimende mhlaka-23 Febhuwari abadala

Scenes ngoFebhuwari 23 (funny) ehambisana hhayi kuphela esikoleni. Isikhungo ngasinye ingxenye enhle leqembu elungiselela siyakuhalalisela nozakwabo salokhu iholidi emangalisayo. Ukuze ubambe umcimbi ngangokunokwenzeka ukusiza yesehlakalo kumnandi mhlaka-23 Febhuwari iqembu yenkampani.

Iqhaza main kule ukukhiqizwa kungokwalabo master, ngubani ezashiwo nokuphendula out ilungu ngalinye.

- Futhi manje ukuhalalisela namadoda anaye ngeholide kwabesifazane, amabutho inkampani yethu!

Eyokuqala enkundleni kukhona Queen of Amasimu - njengesosha elihamba phansi. Inzuzo yayo eyinhloko imilenze emide, okuyinto ukuphuca isitha amandla, ukuze elihamba uwina ukunqoba kuyashesha futhi kulula.

(Infantry imvunulo kungathatha ikhona, inqobo nje uma egqoke isiketi mini nezicathulo nge High Heels kakhulu).

- Landelayo uzoqala play-Marine! Isebenza kahle ngokulinganayo on zwe futhi on amanzi, ukuze ukubaluleka kwalo Manpower eside kakhulu.

(Lokhu uhlamvu kumele kube Swimsuit nezinye izimfanelo amanzi: emaphikweni, imaski izibuko ngaphansi kwamanzi).

- Sasizigqokele aphume air desantnits omele division elite. Lezi berets blue kwesisodwa ethuke isitha, badangalise ngentando yayo. Lezi zintokazi ezithandekayo - isikhali sethu esinamandla kunazo zonke ekulweni nesitha.

(On amabutho omele sisemoyeni kufanele kube Beret okwesibhakabhaka, esindayo kwebutho amabhuzu futhi ingelosi iphiko ezimbili ngemva kwakhe ngobuso -. NeMpi upende kuyinto efiselekayo ukuthi lo muntu okukhulunywa ngaye kudlalwa Petite intombazane ezimhlophe.).

- Ngenxa ladies elandelayo singakwazi ukulala ubuthongo, wazi ukuthi zigwema imingcele Motherland yethu. Siyakwamukela ummeleli we lizwe Border!

(Elingenamikhono iDemo kakhulu, esindayo kwebutho amabhuzu kanye cap - indlela kuvakashe ummeleli wendlunkulu Border Guards, kufanele donsa ithoyizi encane inja kancane on leash.).

- Futhi, ekugcineni, ekupheleni umbukiso zethu - wezikhali esindayo! Lena resort lwethu lokugcina ngokumelene isitha uwela emadolweni ngalo mbono nje kwalo. Hlangana!

(It kuvela entombazaneni esifubeni sakhe okudweba nombhalo othi ipuleti "Sex Bomb". Egqoke futhi obudaywe yona ngokubona, kodwa licace zixokozela nakakhulu ngcono).

- amadoda Sawubona! Joyina phakathi kwethu, masibambisane ukuvikela Motherland! Khetha amaviyo bafuna ukukhonza ukuza kwabo okhulumela ukurekhoda.

Okunjalo skits ezihlekisayo mhlaka-23 Febhuwari ngeke ukuhlobisa iholide futhi kuyoba izipho kangcono amadoda.

Mini-yesehlakalo "u-Agrippina"

ekugubheni iskripthi akanawo ukufaka izigcawu eside edinga kulungiselelwa eziyinkimbinkimbi. A ukumangala emangalisayo ozakwabo yakho iyoba mini-skits mhlaka-23 Febhuwari. Zakhiwa izingxoxo esifushane futhi asidingi ukulungiselela eside.

Enkundleni kukhona amasosha eziningana donning iyunifomu. It ukubuthela abahlola isivinini igiya. UMlawuli, abadlula umugqa, bheka umfana omncane omuke endaweni greatcoat. Kufanele futhi kube umbuzo esesabekayo:

- Ubani igama lakho?

Soldier ukwethuka engenakukhuluma, ngokuba ithulile. Umlawuli, uthukuthela ngokungaphezulu:

- Ngiyanicela, indlela ukubiza unyoko!

Soldier sesabe:

-Agrippina.

zonyaka Military

Scenes mhlaka-23 Febhuwari abadala kufanele kube funny njalo. Ngokwesibonelo, amahlaya mayelana ibutho njengazo zonke labo labangamkhonti, futhi amasosha zangaphambili.

On esigabeni wamasosha ambalwa. Basuke ebhekene ezinkulu, eduze induna. Okukhulu libhekisela ukwakheka:

-Comrade, ekwindla sewafika, kanye nezihlahla zazisekhona oluhlaza. Ngakho uphuma khona, zidabula amahlamvu eluhlaza nephuzi uthayi. Yenza!

Eyayembuleka amahlamvu. UCaptain, ngifuna elandelayo engajabule:

- Absolutely crazy ... okuhlanganisa nilithukulula ... Rota, ulalele umyalo wami! Ran kuya ishede, thatha upende ophuzi kanye nomsebenzi!

Luhlaka mayelana amaphoyisa

Scenes mhlaka-23 Febhuwari abadala futhi kungaba indaba ephathwayo amaphoyisa. Phela, nabo basuke siqaphile ukuphumula yethu.

Enkundleni, etafuleni lapho ahlale umphenyi kanti umsolwa.

Umphenyi: Awu, manje sizobe iminwe yakho (iminwe dunks umsolwa upende). Emuva kwalokho cindezela lapha (esegqoka ephepheni). Manje lapha (ukucindezela ezingalweni), lapha (ummese) futhi lapha (okhiye). Yilokho ezinhle!

Umsolwa: Ngakho ngingakwazi khulula?

Umphenyi: Kuyinto akunakwenzeka.

Scene "Amaphoyisa emahlathini"

Enkundleni, iskrini ngesithombe yehlathi. Eceleni amaphoyisa amabili. Umsindo Ibhokisi elandelayo.

- Ukuthula ke lokho. izinyoni kuphela Ucula. By the way, ngubani lo Woodpecker?

- Cha, Owl!

- Oh, yeka isikhova ebusuku. Grouse.

- Yebo, uyini grouse?

- Pho-ke ngubani?

- Awu, lokhu ke .. Ah, lapha! Capercaillie!

It ishiya esibukweni ngemuva sisekuciniseni indoda.

- Oh, ngithe, grouse! We ngomkhumbi ke.

Scene "Futhi amadoda kukhona akahlanye"

Scenes ngoFebhuwari 23 abesifazane ukusiza waphinda ukukhombisa amadoda kanjani ziyaziswa njengamalungu, abuthandile, futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, ukuqonda.

Indoda ihlala esihlalweni, ukubukela i-TV. Kusukela unkosikazi.

Umyeni: Mina Kuyaphuthuma ihembe entsha!

Umfazi: Kungani?

Umyeni: Kodwa ubona, njengoba ngihlezi!

Umfazi: Hhayi-ke, ihembe ...

Umyeni: ihembe? Ingabe ushayele le ihembe? Vaughn, Max 34 unkosikazi uthenge isikipha, yilokho Ngiyaqonda, shirt! Futhi ibhulukwe elisha, konje! Futhi mina? Angazi ngisho uthole lokho!

Umfazi: Kodwa, uju, angikwazi manje ...

Umyeni: O, awu, yebo? Ngangazi ukuthi awuzange uyangithanda! Kulungile, ngokwanele! Ngizofika uPapa!

isiphetho

Yiqiniso, izigcawu ngoFebhuwari 23 (funny) njalo ukujabulisa isigamu besilisa zanoma iyiphi iminyaka. Futhi esikoleni ehhovisi ukuze ukwazi ukuchitha iholide, enika eziningi imizwelo eyakhayo. Futhi ekugcineni, singakunikeza encane Souvenir thematic ukuze bakhumbule lesi kusihlwa fun.