Uthini Umfana Othandekayo Obizayo?

Lapho abantu behlala ndawonye isikhathi eside, futhi banokufudumala ngokomzwelo-ngokomzwelo phakathi kwabo, kubalulekile ukuthi ngandlela-thile kugcizelele ukuthi othandekayo wakho usondelene nawe. Lokhu kuvame ukubonakaliswa ekuqaliseni amagama amabizo ahlukahlukene, ngezinye izikhathi amanga, kodwa amnandi futhi amnandi, awaziwa kuphela kulaba ababili.

Ngokwezibalo, amantombazane avame ukuvela ngamagama afanelekayo womfana, ngoba abesifazane bavame ukuzwa ubuhlobo obungokomzwelo futhi, njengoba umthetho, ovulekile kakhulu ebuhlotsheni. Abalingani, nabo, bathambekele ekusekeleni lo mdlalo ohlekisayo bese beza nesiteketiso sokubuyela. Lokhu kusungula ubudlelwane obuseduze phakathi kwabashade noma abantu abaseduze, ngoba lawa magama abathandekayo awukuphela kwawo futhi aphethe okuthile okuyimfihlo.

Kule ndaba, kunama-anecdotes amaningi kanye nezindaba ezihlekisayo, ngoba amagama abathandanayo phakathi kwemibhangqwana ayimangalisa kakhulu futhi ayimangalisa ukuthi asikaze sicabange ngokubiza othandekayo, kodwa uyayithanda!

Kodwa-ke, kufanelekile ukukhumbula ukuthi uma umuntu ongasondelene nawe ekubiza ngokuthi isidlaliso, khona-ke unezinhloso ezingaziwa kuwe. Ngokuqinisekile, ukhumbule ihlaya elidala ngalesi sihloko: uma lo mfana ebiza njalo ngokuthi "u-hare," mhlawumbe akayikukhumbula igama lakho?

Nakhu kuyadingeka ukuba wenze ngezimo, nakuba ... uma kukufanele, khona-ke akukho lutho lokucabanga ngakho.

Kungcono ukukhuluma ngendlela yokubamba ngomusa umfana, yiziphi iziteketiso ezivame ukusetshenziselwa nokuthi zingasho ukuthini.

Ngisebenzisa iminyaka eminingi yami yokuhlangenwe nakho namadoda, ngingasho ukuthi noma yini oza nayo, noma yini oyibiza ngayo, konke kuyoba mnandi kuye. Konke mayelana nezwi elibizwa ngalo leli gama. Isibonelo, uma usho ngokubukhali futhi ngokuzwakalayo ekhishini "glutton!", Ngicabanga ukuthi akunakwenzeka ukuthi uyojabula, futhi kuyoba nentukuthelo lonke kusihlwa. Kodwa uma, uma ehlekisayo ukukhuluma endlebeni yakhe, "ukukhothamela kwami", uzothola umphumela ohlukile, mnandi kakhulu.

Ngokuvamile, akudingeki ucabange ukuthi ungabiza kanjani umfana ngomusa, ama-nouns amancane avela ngokwawo ngokuqondene nanoma yiziphi izimo ezenzeke ngaphakathi kwababini.

Futhi akulona uhlu oluphelele lwamagama okuqamba ajwayelekile kakhulu:

Hare, i-hare, i-hare, i-hare - inhle ngaso sonke isikhathi, kodwa yenza kahle. Ake sithi nje, abavilaphayo. "Zaek" ingatholakala kaningi phakathi kwamantombazane naphakathi kwamantombazane.

I-kitten, ikati, inja, inja, i-kitty efanayo, i-pussy, i-cattery, i-kysik-ngokungangabazeki ngomusa nangothando. Bakuvumela ukuba usungule ubuhlobo obuseduze kakhulu .

I-Lapusechka, lyalechka, lisenochek, pupsichek bese konke okuphelela ngesibalo "chk", "hlola", njll, ngombono wami, ne-luscious ne-naigrano, nakuba kunjalo, kuyindaba yokunambitheka. Amanye amadoda afana nawo!

Futhi ukuthi ngobumnene ukubiza kanjani umfana, lokho kwakungavamile futhi kunamafutha?

Ukuze wenze lokhu, kuzodingeka ufike ngesiteketiso esingezona elijwayelekile esekelwe izici zakhe ezibonakalayo zokubonakala, umlingiswa noma ukuziphatha.

Ngakho-ke kwakudingeka ngibhekane ne-"bald", "ibha", "lohmatulikom", "pepper", enezinhlamvu ezimbalwa "kanye ne" dobrynchikom "eyodwa (lokhu kubonakala sengathi itholakala kuDobrynya Nikitich, ngoba umfana ngempela wayengumdlali).

Uma usenayo inkinga engaxazululwa njengendoda enethando yokushayela ucingo, ngineluleka ukuba uphendule ezweni lezilwane, lihlala lisiza, yebo, uma usebenzisa umsizi wakho, ukucabanga okungapheli, kahle, futhi okuyiqiniso, ukuqonda.

Futhi ekugcineni ngifuna ukubuyela emcabangweni wokuthi ungabiza kanjani umfana ngothando. Njengoba ngishilo ekuqaleni kwalesi sihloko, igama lesidlaliso lihle hhayi ngokuthi yiliphi igama elihambayo nokuthi lisho ukuthini, kodwa ngendlela osho ngayo!

Futhi uma uthengisa ngobumnene abathandekayo bakho: hamba u-agaric, i-penis, iphayona, i-patty, i-cartoon, i-pultik, isisu, ungumuntu wami we-gopher ... khona-ke ungaqiniseka ukuthi uzoshukela futhi wenze konke okufunayo kuwe!