Kanjani ukufunda benza amahlaya, ukuba abe umphefumulo inkampani

Ukuhleka waziwa baphile isikhathi eside. Futhi odukisa lokhu, njalo uzwela kubantu. Ngakho-ke, noma ubani amuses izilaleli, ikakhulukazi wenza umphefumulo lenkampani, basondela ke abantu, bajabulela umphakathi walo muntu. Kwenzeka ukuthi ukuncokola isegazini njengengelosi indlebe umculo nezinye nokuthambekela okungokwemvelo. Kodwa uma ingane nge isipho esinjalo alifundisi ukudlala upiyano, ukuthola imiklomelo ngoba impumelelo kwezobuciko, ngeke. Kodwa uma ingane umqeqeshi ngaphandle engasenathonya kakhulu, yebo, i umqambi oluvelele, kwakungeke kube njalo, kodwa ambalwa amashuni ukudlala ehluleka. Ngokufanayo, ungakwazi ukuthuthukisa enamancoko.

Okokuqala, khumbula ukuthi abantu gay? Okokuqala, okungavamile. Ezinye twist okungalindelekile isimo, umbono omusha, original izwi game. Zama ukubheka okwenzekayo ngezindlela ezihlukahlukene, njengokungathi ubungumfazi umfokazi, ofike ngendiza emhlabathini. Phela, lokho okubonakala ewubala nje, kungaba ngempela ezihlekisayo. Nokho, ihlaya kubalulekile ukuba overdo it futhi musa engaqondile ukucasula abantu abafuna ukuhleka. Kunabantu "nje behlakaniphile, futhi ngeke ngigodle akekho ubaba." Ezinjalo njengoba ufunde ukwenza amahlaya ngenxa ke, ngokuphambene nalokho, kuzo zonke namahloni - hhayi ukuya esiqhingini, njengoba grinder ummese, ulimi.

Joke, efana spoon for dinner, sidinga endaweni ethile kanye nesikhathi. Akubalulekile ukuveza ngoba kucatshangwa ukuthi "ezweni lethu konke kubi kangaka, ngoba Lenin ku Mausoleum akuyona Feng Shui" kuseli Communist Party, futhi umphakathi wabantu sina abakholelwa emfundisweni kaZiqu-Chinese kokubekwa efanele lezinto. Futhi labo nabanye awukuqondi amahlaya akho. Awu, kahle - ungase uthi - nazi ezinye amathiphu kanjani hhayi ukuntela, kodwa ukufunda indlela yokwenza amahlaya, ukuze "abelethe" okungenani amahlaya elula?

Amahlaya, efana umculo imidwebo, has imithetho yayo siqu. Wena ungacabanga ukuthi njalo usomahlaya ukuhlekisa abantu amahlaya amasha? Hlaziya: ikhipha ezifihlwe ngaphansi amacebo ambalwa, futhi kulezi zindlela, sizohlola kafushane. Indlela yokuqala - ukudlala ngamagama. isiRashiya igcwele imigomo anezincazelo ezihlukile. Kukhona futhi amabinzana ukuthi sekuseduze ukuba Ukushaywa ngamunye. Kanjani ukuze ufunde ukwenza amahlaya, ukudlala ngamagama? Gqamisa enjalo Disambiguation (Amathe, into ukhiye). Futhi lapho ubuza, "Uzizwa unjani?", Ungase uthi, "Lokhu umshushisi - kunjalo, futhi nginezihluthulelo -. Ke uya" Ungakwazi beat nezaga, futhi amazwi. Ngokwesibonelo, stalemate wathi: "Wathola imbuzi phezu ikhebula, bahlaba ukushaqeka imbuzi."

Enye Indlela evamile - kuphikiswa kwamanga, lapho ingxenye isiphakamiso yesibili kubonakale sengathi kungqubuzana lokuqala, kodwa eqinisweni kuphela kuqinisekisa ke. Ngokwesibonelo: "Cha, asinasithakazelo, ngaphandle amaphoyisa intela, nokuthi Okuthakazelisayo asizishumayeli thina, kodwa okuqukethwe emaphaketheni ethu." Lusebenza like sangaphambilini okhulisa su, kuphela isitatimende ekupheleni refutes ekuqaleni: "Ukuyeka ukubhema Kulula - ngaphonsa izikhathi amahlanu." Kukhona futhi izindlela ihaba - ihaba kwentiwe ngemabomu futsi kweswela zamanga. Kanjani ukufunda benza amahlaya lokusebenzisa leli su? Win win-isimo - ukubandakanya omakhelwane: "Wayekhuthele odakiwe ngakho ngobusuku bokugcina ubuhlungu ngisho ikhanda omakhelwane ekuseni", njll Reductio isikhangiso absurdum futhi amuses abantu, futhi izibonelo kungaba draw ngokungenamkhawulo kusukela isichazamazwi yezempi: "Thula uthi nyá, ngiyanicela!" Futhi sengathi.

Kodwa ake sithi wena ujwayelene amasu amahlaya, futhi ube into behlakaniphile namanje akusebenzi. Kodwa ungakwazi jabulisa nezinye amahlaya eziyinqaba. Zama ukukhumbula eziningi amahlaya kanye funny amabinzana, aphorisms namazwi ethandwa. Kanjani ukufunda benza amahlaya ngokuya? Into eyinhloko ukutshela anecdote wena sasifaneleka. "Usawoti" kule opus ahlekisayo kufanele ngandlela-thile ezihlobene isihloko ingxoxo. Akubalulekile ukuphinda okufanayo anecdote izikhathi eziningana. Futhi uma ungenawo avuse insini, musa ngokushesha ukutshela omunye indaba efanayo, ngethemba lokuthi naye ngokuqondile emsebenzini. Futhi ngokuphelele akakwazi ukukwenza unesandla izethameli ukuntula enamancoko.