Abahlukile izigcawu ezihlekisayo ekamu

A yokuchitha isizungu eyejwayelekile iqembu ukwakhiwa umfundi, schoolyards, umsebenzi noma ehlobo ekamu ukuzilibazisa kukhona ngokuhlanganyela izindaba zokudala - amakhonsathi ngokurhaba noma imidlalo, imincintiswano, iqhaza okudingeka ukudlala izigcawu ezihlekisayo. Ekamu basuke sisadingeka kwamaholidi ahlukahlukene. Ayikwazi ukwenza ngaphandle kwabo, futhi ngesikhathi sonke KVNov zakho ozithandayo.

Scenes ekamu - emincanyana okufutshane

Yiqiniso, unikezwa iqiniso lokuthi ngokusobala umsebenzi oyinhloko wabantu emakamu stroyotryadah is hhayi ukudlala esiteji, akudingekile ukulungiselela inkulumo ende. izigcawu iDemo, kodwa ithe juqu futhi kuyindida ekamu bavame ukukujabulela impumelelo mkhulu kunezinhliziyo ngisho sondlekile, kodwa eside ukusebenza nehlala njalo. Njengoba iziza kakhulu ezilula impahla ingasetshenziswa ngabo. Ngokwesibonelo, izigcawu ekamu mayelana abanothando computer abantu njalo kuthathwe "nge bang". Akusiyo imfihlo ukuthi izingane eziningi namuhla ngokwamazinga ingozi yokulutheka Inthanethi obuhlukahlukene.

Funny skits ngoba ikamu mayelana "ikhompyutha zabahlakaniphile"

1. Umfana ngokudabukisayo abheke yogurt. Umakhelwane etafuleni uphendukela kuye, "Little Johnny, kubayini ungakhenge ukudla yogurt yakho?" - "Uyazi, Svetlana, it is alulayishiwe kuze kube sekupheleni ..." - "Kufana lokho?" - "Uyakubona yini okushaya amanzi othi:" Senzeni-15%. " Ngakho Ngilinde, lapho kuba 100%, futhi sizokwazi ukuyisebenzisa! "-" Ngakho-ke amafutha, Little Johnny! "-" A amafutha - yini ukuthi "?.
2. Little Johnny sihambahamba emibuthanweni emhlabeni yangasese, ukuntula isineke priprygivaet. Bob Ifanele. "Little Johnny, kungani ungezi ngaphakathi?" - "Yebo, ezivalweni othi:" 404 "kusho ukuthi akakwazi!"

Izigcawu ze ekamu ihlobo

Kodwa okuthakazelisa kakhulu yiwona emincanyana, okuyinto Okuxakayo uchaza ukuphila kwabantwana, ukuphumula lapha.

1. Ngokwesibonelo, ungakwazi ukubonisa abafana abangakuhloniphi ufuna ukuphuma emanzini ngenkathi ebhukuda olwandle noma emifuleni. Whistle fizruka abazi ukusebenzisa ogwini, futhi bathola umoya ukukhanya yehle. Ngokokuqala ngqá kule nombolo singahle angaliboni - fizruk iqala iqembu elisha kanye abafana ashaya kujabulise futhi "isikhathi sesibili". Kodwa lokhu fizruki uhlakaniphile zenzeka ukubala ababhukudayo. Found "isivuno sisiningi kakhulu khona". "Yini esingayenza? - ehlupheka fizruk. - Yini ukwenzani izingane owengeziwe? Eish, woza! "Futhi nokuhlupheka ubuso bakhe" drowns "izingane owengeziwe emanzini. Yiqiniso, lesi simo asisho ukudlala phandle emanzini, futhi "igalelo Bubbles" abaculi ube esiteji, kuhlanganise ithalente, usebenzisa ukulingisa.
2. Indida enkulu mayelana ebusuku ukuhamba guys ngaphansi isiqubulo esithi: "Kudingeka ngizikhandle ukuze Pee" Ingase futhi mnandi yokutholwa intsha. Kukhona inketho ukuthumela kumeluleki wemfanelo "yisifo sohudo," ingane esibhedlela noma bazame ukwelapha tonic yakhe, ngemva kwalokho ingane ngempela ngeke Nokho unezinkinga, kolunye uhlangothi.

okuhleliwe ingoma

Ngokuvamile guys usuyisigqila Remake izingoma ezidumile e "ikamu" indlela yakhe. Ilingisa ingoma ngempela kalula, amahlaya kuwo impela kucacile intsha ebhekana nazo. Ungathatha, isibonelo, ingoma: "esitimela wethu, phambili fly!"

Nezimpukane iqembu lethu phambili

I yokudlela ayeke!

Umeluleki, nibalekele endleleni,

Phela, phambi Vova!

Uzokhukhula yonke indlela Vovka,

Uzokhukhula kwasemini e umzuzu,

Ingabe ngaso sonke isikhathi impumelelo

Kulo mzila!

Kodwa lapha Labor Troopers

Hamba bonke squad,

Volodya yethu njengoba mcekeli phansi,

Ngo sezihlahla Uqamekela.

Vovochki isithombe - Sisonke ngakho emavesini kungaba "ngokwezifiso" lezibonelo ezithile othathwe impilo yaso.