Indaba mayelana ikati. Kungani amakati 9 izimpilo? Ingabe kuyiqiniso ukuthi ikati esiphatha ngayo abantu? a indaba funny

Cat amakhulu amaningi eminyaka, kuyinto ozithandayo isilwane umuntu. Ungishiya ezihlekisayo, smart, efudumele futhi sikhulu ezimele. Lesi silwane ngeke neze eveza imizwelo yakhe, ngokungafani izinja, abajabuli ngakho zilibangise ekhaya zivela emsebenzini umnikazi, kodwa namanje abamthandayo, etotoswayo, petted. Futhi-ke, zonke Fluffy umnikazi efuna ukwazi isilwane sakho ngangokunokwenzeka. Namuhla sizozama ukuthola ukuthi kungani amakati 9 izimpilo, mayelana "ayelapha" yabo kanye nezinye izinto eziningi ezithakazelisayo. Ngizothanda futhi ukubheka emuva ekhaya, lapho isilwane wedwa, hlola, ukuthi lenzani. Bese ukuphumula kancane atjela izindaba ezihlekisayo kanye esimangazayo mayelana namakati! Ngakho, ake siqale sicabangele umbuzo isithakazelo kubo bonke abathandi salezi zidalwa cute.

Ingabe kuyiqiniso ukuthi ikati esiphatha ngayo abantu?

Namuhla abantu ngokuvamile uphethwe ukudangala, ukukhathala nezifo ezihlukahlukene izitho zangaphakathi. Kuthinta ukudla okungenamsoco, futhi nemvelo, kanye nokuntuleka ukuphumula, futhi umsebenzi esindayo. Kuwukuziphulula ikati, ke murchanie athobe, khulula ukukhathala okuthile, futhi kugujwa yibo bonke abanikazi cat. ukufudumala kwalo ngiyajabula, kunikeza umuzwa ezolile, ukuthula kanye wayetekula umlenze noma ingalo, isilwane ebonisa ukuthi umnikazi wayedinga nokunye othandekayo. Yingakho abesifazane abangashadile cishe njalo uhlala ikati, noma ngisho ambalwa. Kodwa ingabe bayazi ukuthi indlela zokwelapha lezi zifo?

Eqinisweni Eliqinisekisiwe wukuthi amakati afakwa isipho yekubona ukuphatha amandla umuntu. Ziyazi lapho umnikazi libuhlungu (ngisho noma lokhu akuyena yini lo muntu ngokwakhe uyabazi, kungcono ngaso sonke isikhathi ubuhlungu esiyitholayo umzimba ukugula ngokwenyama), iya kule ndawo bese udonsa isifo. Ngakho, ikakhulukazi ekwelapheni izifo inhliziyo lemikhuhlane esiswini. Cat ithatha ubuhlungu womuntu futhi ngokuvamile egula kakhulu abanalesi sifo, futhi kukhona izimo eziningi ezibikwa. Ngokwesibonelo, kukhona indaba ikati okhulula inkosi yayo, ngendlela engenathemba waphathwa umdlavuza. Le ndoda walulama, futhi pussy isimila, futhi ngokushesha yafa.

"Lokuqala zosizo Cat sika"

Ingabe zonke amakati baye nesiphiwo sokuphulukisa? Ososayensi baye bame kwelokuthi zonke kodwa ikhono lazo zincike zohlobo kanye nosayizi. Ballroom ukuthi bayakwazi ukwelapha abantu ezivamile futhi ezithandwayo.

1. Elikhulu ikati, amandla ngaphezulu, bese ngakho-ke ungakwazi aphathe cishe zonke izifo.
2. Ukuze lo cat ukuphulukisa, kumele kube enobungane, aphumayo futhi abavuthiwe.
3. izinhlobo Long-onezinwele ezimhloshana ezifana Persian, Burmese, Angora, le eSiberia kanye nokunye okufana nalokho, babhekane kahle nokucindezeleka, aphathe iziyaluyalu uvalo.
4. "I namaPheresiya" okudambisa ubuhlungu bamalunga, ukhwaliti ubuhlungu emuva ziphathwa.
5. Angora ukuxilonga kahle isifo futhi ukunquma ngokunembile focus lesi sifo.
6. Hairless futhi shorthair ikhambi isifo senhliziyo, isibindi nezinso.
7. European Shorthair dambisa umfutho wegazi ophakeme, ukunciphisa esiphansi ingozi yokuhlaselwa isifo senhliziyo kanye nesifo sohlangothi.
8. abameleli Siamese ngandlela-thile akwazi ukubulala amagciwane ekhaya, ngakho ewusizo wonke umndeni. Nokho, ukuba aphathe lesi sifo ngeke master othandekayo kuphela.
9. Cats nge "kanokusho" noboya coat, isibonelo, British, umsebenzi oncomekayo ababephethwe izifo inhliziyo.

Ochwepheshe uqaphele ukuthi amakati abizwa akhulule kangcono ubuhlungu emalungeni futhi sibaphathe. Cats futhi ukusiza nge uvalo nokucindezeleka, olwisana izitho zangaphakathi izifo. A qiniso kungase kutholakale ngokwesayensi ukuthi abantu abathola lezi zilwane ziphila iminyaka engu-4-5 isikhathi eside kunaleso labo abanayo le isilwane!

Mhlawumbe amakati bayakwazi ukuphulukisa ukushisa zabo ngoba izinga lokushisa lomzimba wazo kuyinto 2-3 degrees ngaphezu kwezinga lokushisa lendawo zabantu. Kodwa kuseyimpicabadala bemvelo izimfihlakalo ikati!

Kungani amakati 9 izimpilo?

Kusukela ezikhathini zasendulo, kunenkolelo yokuthi lezi abazingeli baleen benawo izimpilo ayisishiyagalolunye. Insumansumane wazalwa kudala, ngaphambi kokusekelwa eGibhithe lasendulo. ke Abantu babekholelwa ukuthi amakati ngakho izimpilo abaningi baye bayeka onkulunkulu ukwazisa iqiniso ukuthi kukhona ukuhlobana otherworldly futhi imihlaba yangempela. Kwakuthiwa okushona komuntu ikati, ophindukuzalwa nibuyele yaleli zwe imemori eyayisesandleni ekuphileni kwangaphambili. Ngemva nokufa ayisishiyagalolunye uNawomi wasala onkulunkulu ukuba babakhonze ngqo.

NgeNkathi Ephakathi, njengoba yaziwa, kwathiwa umsebenzi wokufuna uyathakatha. Kungani "ngaphansi batch" got amakati? Into ungubani, ukuthi abapristi Ezihlubuki wazizwa nesandla Fluffy enhle the devil ngenxa yothando ebusuku izizinda futhi elikhazimulayo amehlo amnyama. Kwathiwa babekholelwa ukuthi uyathakatha angahlubula ibe ikati, ukuze bahlale namaKristu kokuhlonipha uNkulunkulu, ukwenza "ukwelelesa" abo. Ngemva kokufa cat wathatha injalo kweqiniso, ekubeni indoda, bese yaphinde yaphendukela ku uyathakatha futhi ikati owayengakwazi kulo lonke ekuphileni izikhathi 9.

I nabacwaningi yesimanje 9 izimpilo kanje: isilwane ingakwazi alulame izifo ngisho ukubulala ngenxa murchaniyu yayo, okuyinto eyenziwa amaza ka 22 kuya ku-45 kuya kwangu. Ukuvevezela ezinjalo okwazi ukwelapha lesi sifo, ukubuyisela futhi wenze ethintekile isitho izicubu. Kwenzeka kanjani lokhu? Ososayensi abasebenza ngalolu daba, ukutadisha lesi simanga.

Nakhu indaba mayelana namakati. Ezinganeni kuyoba mnandi, futhi ziyobona ukuthi akudingekile ukuhlola khona ukuphila Fluffy izindlela yingozi. Phela, kukhona izindaba eziningi lapho izingane ezincane zaziphonswa kusukela balcony ye isilwane ukuze siqinisekise ukunemba nezinganekwane.

Eyesibili cat

abalandeli Abaningi baleen ebucayi anganquma kwi yesibili isikhungo purring. Uma wayiswa endlini amakatshana amabili, khona-ke azikho izinkinga, azodlala futhi kukhule ndawonye. Futhi kwenzekani uma ulethe ikati lakho noma lekati endlini, okuyinto nomzingeli ubuka kakade ekhaya? Ngokuqinisekile kuyoba eziningi nento encimfelwayo, izinwele-ekufuyeni, amathe ikati, kungenzeka wamshaya kuze ubhekene nempi yangempela. Kunoma ikuphi akunakwenzeka ukuba angenelele izilwane ngokwabo kumelwe bafunde ukuxazulula zonke izinkinga. Uma ukulwa zenzeka ekuphileni-futhi-fa ngalesosikhathi ukuhlakaza isitha by sishaye ngamanzi.

Kungase kube lwesigameko ezahlukene: wendawo "Inkosazana" izohambisa alien ibe ekhoneni futhi ayimvumelanga ukuba ngiphume. Futhi lokhu kuyinkinga ne kwamandla kanye yangasese. Susa ikati kwelinye igumbi bese ake umhlali entsha ujwayelene insimu, bonisa ethoyilethi futhi inyoni yakhe Element. Izinkomishi amakati kumele igcinwe at ibanga kwamamitha amabili ukusuka komunye. Lapho "Shrew 'Wokwenza ukuthula, sizokwazi kuzenze.

Ukuthi kwakuyoba kancane inkinga, ulethe endlini ikati yesibili esikhwameni noma ibhokisi. Ukuyivala okwesikhashana egumbini, kanye "umnikazi" ukunikeza ehogela isikhwama owanikhipha isilwane esisha.

Kunoma ikuphi, namakati amabili endlini uzokwazi sizakhele, ukwenza abangane, kodwa ngeke kuthathe isikhathi. Musa ukuzigaxa disassembly, ungazami ngibalethe basondelana, ngokuhudula omunye komunye. Sizofika isikhathi, futhi ubuhle ababili bayoba nokuzwakala ukhululekile uma wabelana yokuhlala.

Kuvelela

Ngokuqinisekile abantu abaningi wabheka funny opopayi "The Secret Life of Izilwane ezifuywayo". Cat okuthiwa Chloe wazizwa kakhulu Ukukhululwa ngokungabi bikho umnikazi. Tubby Ukudala lwangena ngaphandle ukuzisola efrijini futhi ukuvenisha, ngokukhetha wonke okumnandi kakhulu. Pitomitsy eziyisimangaliso nazo zasiza abangane bakhe isilwane abahlala ezindlini ezingomakhelwane. Yiqiniso, kuba indaba eqanjiwe mayelana cat, wadala abantu kumnandi ukubuka lokhu ekhethekile. Kodwa ngoba sifuna ukwazi izindaba kweqiniso! Manje, ososayensi American bathole ukuthi kwenza ikati sisodwa ekhaya, ezibekela amavolontiya ayisihlanu okuqapha. Ezimweni eziningi, isilwane nsuku kosuku simiswe ngalendlela lelandzelako:

• ubukele ukuphila ngaphandle kwefasitela - 21.6% wesikhathi;
• Uhlezi nezinye ezifuywayo - 11.8% wesikhathi;
• ukudlala amathoyizi - 5% of the time;
• ekuqaleni ifenisha, uthola kuso, kuhlanganise amakhabethe ubude - 7% wesikhathi;
• Ubheka ukudla kwakhe noma udla - 6.3% wesikhathi;
• ngokucabangela ahlukahlukene izinto, amaphephandaba, izincwadi ne-TV - 6% wesikhathi;
• uhlezi noma ilele phansi etafuleni - 4% wesikhathi;
• itholakala echibini - 1.7% wesikhathi;
• uyalala - 6.1% wesikhathi.

Kodwa nakho uye wabambelela indzaba ikati, okuyinto uye wakwazi ukuqala umlilo. Yena hung omunye izibambo, ukudlala isitofu igesi. Eduze izinto ibangelwa, ilangabi okhukhulwayo ekhishini. Ngenhlanhla, umlilo ucime ngokushesha, futhi akazange belala efulethini. Ikati alizange, kodwa umonakalo kubanikazi abayizinkulungwane 50 euro! It kuvela Hooligan kakade wazama umlilo efulethini, kodwa ke abanikazi babengenawo ekhaya, futhi wagwenywa emlilweni.

Umhlangano ithuba

Ngakho, sinikeza kumnandi, ukufunda izindaba funny mayelana amakati. Lezi zilwane akuzona kuphela akwenze uqabuleke ukuziphatha kwabo, kodwa futhi basize ukuhlela ubumfihlo bomuntu ngamunye. Ubufakazi lokhu indaba ikati elimnyama.

Bonke abantu abakholelwa ezeni ugweme ukuwela umgwaqo, okuyinto wagijima onqamula ubuhle anobuciko. Abaningi nesibaya uhambe ngenye indlela, ukuze singathwesi incur enkingeni. Kodwa enye intombazane kwaba ngo umhubhe, kuphela, okuholela endlini yakhe, bese, njengoba inhlanhla kuzodingeka ke, yena sawela umgwaqo isidalwa ezingaqondakali ngesimo ikati elimnyama. Ngahamba endodeni, futhi, futhi, uye wanquma ukwehlisa ijubane, enethemba lokuthi ongamazi lokuqala ukudlula "uDeveli." Ngakho asondela kule ndawo eyingozi futhi eside, hhayi sibambe ukuthi baqhubekele phambili. Man "wathatha umthwalo", kodwa kunalokho ahlinzekwa intombazane ukuba ngihambe naye endaweni yokudlela. Ngemva kwesikhashana lo mbhangqwana oshadile. Namuhla sebenalo izingane, futhi namanje khumbula indaba ikati, okuyinto eyaba "wabantu" yabo! Ngakho noma kuyinkolelo-ze bajwayelane nabantu ababili.

isela

Indaba Funny lalotshwa indoda. Yangitshela ikati lakhe, ngubani ayihlali ekhaya, imilenze eligoqiwe, futhi wasiza abanikazi ukuze restock. Sithathe isilwane nabo ukuze lizwe. Ngenkathi, uma isivuno kwakuqale ukuvela, futhi ingalandwa, imizi waqala ukukuthola ekuseni emnyango phambi imifino: ukhukhamba, utamatisi abonisa ukungavuthwa. Ayengaziqondi lokho feeds ubuhle babo, ngoba izilimo zabo, babe sendaweni. Enye indoda waphawula ukuthi ikati wagxumela phezu kocingo ku ingadi kamakhelwane, angithinta abamba ukushisa. isela Emuva abuya ikhukhamba encane emlonyeni wakhe. Yiqiniso, omakhelwane azitshelwanga ngalesi sigameko, kodwa ugogo wanquma ajezise mobster, Spank amateki wakhe ngoba hooliganism. Ikati awawazisanga lesi senzo, futhi namanje Slippers kagogo wakhe akekho ungathola. Omunye ikati uyazi ukuthi bakuphi!

isipho sikaNkulunkulu

Le ndaba funny esabalala internet, nezinhlamvu kulo, ngisho iqhaza kuhlelo lwe-Malakhov! Ngakho, izinhlamvu: ikati, inkosi yayo umpristi, intombazane encane nonina.

Isenzo senzeka edolobhaneni elincane, futhi kwenzeka kanje. Umpristi wayeyedwa futhi wahlala nge cat zakhe ezithembekile njalo wayelala embhedeni wakhe eduze umninikhaya. Ayikwazi ukuthola isilwane endlini kusihlwa, leli xhegu wahamba emfuna wayithola ehlezi phezulu komtamariske. Enethemba ukususa isilwane zabo, ubaba wanquma ukuba enze ngayo: komunye umkhawulo intambo iboshelwe isihlahla, nabanye - emotweni, kodwa wayishaya yazula itekisi eya emthini esitshekile. Iplani kwakungukuthi ukususa ikati kusukela eguqa eduze umhlaba isitshalo, kodwa kukhona okungahambanga kahle. Intambo, sisakwazi ukuma, wavele, futhi okwamanje nje lapho umuthi isivele heeled kahle. Ngokuvamile, sasiwumsebenzi Slingshot ngempela okuhle! Animal "waya ku-orbit," nobaba sasiba ukuthandaza kuNkulunkulu ukuze sithole insindiso yakhe, futhi ukuqagela kuphela lapho projectile lawela!

Budebuduze umpristi wahlala umndeni: umama nendodakazi yakhe encane. Le ntombazane wayehlale embuza ezenza wekati. Kodwa umama, ngakho nenkinga ngokwanele, futhi wanquma ukuba ngokushesha ukubabulala njalo "elalimbelesele" ingane wathi ukuthi ubecele into uNkulunkulu alinike ikati, futhi uma unquma ukuthi kungenzeka, qiniseka ukuthi ukuhola isilwane sakho endlini. Kwakungaleso sikhathi lapho intombazane wayetshela uJehova ngesifiso sakhe, wathi: okuhle, ewindini evulekile landizela isilwane wethukile. Ngokuvamile, unina ngase ngiphela amandla, le ntombazane squeaked ngenjabulo!

Ngenxa yalokho, i-cat wabuyela umnikazi, ngoba bonke babazi ukuthi umpristi futhi isilwane sakhe, futhi le ntombazane wathatha wekati. Umama waphuthuma ukwabelana le ndaba.

umhlengikazi

Lena indaba mayelana cat, eyaba ngophethe yangempela for umntwana. Kuyadabukisa, kodwa usafuna ukumtshela zona. Endlini lapho umntwana ezalwa, wayephila ikati, intokazi futhi emuhle. Washeshe wathandana ingane ukuze isinyathelo esisodwa ngakho akazange amshiye. Ngalala naye indlwana, ukufudumala imfudumalo yakhe, lapho umntwana waqala ukukhala, nonina wayematasa ngemisebenzi yasendlini, purring wathulisa imvuthu, kudlalwa naye, caressed kuye ukuba kwehle uvalo. Lokhu umsizi kwaba injabulo bonke amalungu omndeni. Kwakuyoba sezithathe uma umndeni abasha hhayi bethuthile. Lo mbhangqwana wahlala nabazali babo nokuthola emizini yabo, baye banquma ukuhlala bebodwa. Cat eside abalangazelela "ingane yakho" futhi ngolunye usuku nje akazange abuye. Kuyinto ayikaziwa lapho waya, kungakhathaliseki uyaphila.

Ubani okufanele asolwe?

Lena indaba mayelana cat, noma kunalokho ikati, okuyinto okuhlasela lo wesifazane ohluphekayo. Lokhu inja ezingcolile njalo nobuxhwanguxhwangu, kodwa ngaso sonke isikhathi uyaphuma ungenamyocu, kanye nomnikazi uya. Uma kwenzeka kanje: ikati ubanjwe on emphemeni undlunkulu, futhi ukuze udle kahle, bamhudulela iKhabhinethi. Bird, engasafuni udliwe, yena washikashikeka lamemeza, zahamba ngendiza zaya, ikati lakhe! Kulesi okwakwenzeka mina wangenela wekhaya ophilayo Isikhala ikati ukubamba inyoni, okuyinto ngokushesha ngenxa yokwesaba ke "kwenziwe" esandleni sakhe, ngathatha umzingeli uthukuthele, futhi udonse wonke umnotho ukuze kuvulandi. Ikati emibi, zisishulwe, futhi ekugcineni wahlwitha kwesilevu sowesifazane. Yena ukhiphe lenyoni uyayekela besikhumba saleso silwane. Iphuzu liwukuthi: undlunkulu nomzingeli yayinjalo wacasula ethi awafike ubisi ekhishini nowesifazane obklevana, yenhlwathi ngamklwebha, ngisho endlini lonakele!

Yikuphi Pranks kuphela ngeke ikati! Njengoba Izilwane ezihlukahlukene kungaba nokujabula okuningi! Qala Ikati lakho engakutholi nesithukuthezi!