"I-pique vest" kusho ukuthini? "Izigqoko zasePikey" zika-Ilf noPetrov

Ukuhlanganiswa kwegama eliqinile "i-pique vest" sekuyisikhathi eside futhi siqine ngokwabo ngolimi lwesiRussia, kokubili ngokubambisana nangokubhala. Kodwa akuwona wonke umuntu, lapho ebhekene nale nkulumo, uyazi ukuthi yini esengozini. Lesi sihloko sizokusiza ukuba usibone.

Ukuhumusha

Okokuqala, udinga ukwenza igama elithi "pique". Iyini i-pique? Leli gama lisuka ngesiFulentshi - i-pique, ngokwezwi nezwi lisho ukuthi "i-quilted". Ngelulwimi lwethu, lokhu kubizwa ngendwangu yelineni ephindwe kabili ikotini , ephethe iphethini ye-convex, okungukuthi, idliwe, ifudumele. Ngakho-ke, le nkulumo ayithwali noma iyiphi incazelo engavamile ngokwayo. Kuthiwani ngaye? Enkulumweni yethu, yabonakala futhi yaqokwa ngenxa yomsebenzi ongafi, obhalwe yi-Ilf noPetrov - "Igolide Legolide", enyatheliswa ngo-1931.

Lisho ukuthini inkulumo ethi "i-pique vest"?

Kulabo abangazange bafunde, noma ungakhumbuli lokhu kusuka encwadini - ukucindezelwa okuncane. Encwadini ethi "Igolide Lendlovu" edolobheni laseChernomorsk, endaweni evamile ekamelweni lokudlela, amadoda amadala ahloniphekile, agqoke izigqoko ezimhlophe nezigqoko ezinomkhumbi, bahlangana nsuku zonke. Amadoda amadala awashiywa emsebenzini, ngakho baxoxisana nezindaba, abafunda ephephandabeni laseMoscow Pravda, njengoba bebengathembeli abezindaba bendawo yokunyathelisa.

Ngokubukeka okubalulekile, njengabachwepheshe bangempela bazo zonke izinkambu zolwazi, baxoxisana ngalokho okwakwenzeka ezweni nasemhlabeni, bahlola izenzo zezombangazwe nabadibanisi, bahlukanise izinhloso zabo zamabomu nezinhloso zabo, bacabanga ngokungaqondakali ngalokho abangakuqondi nakancane noma abangaziwa kahle. Futhi bakholelwa ukuthi idolobha labo lidlala indima ebalulekile emhlabeni jikelele. Ukugcizelelwa kwezingubo zokugqoka ezindala ezenziwe ngokufudumele kwenziwa ngenxa yokuthi abaphelelwe yisikhathi, ngisho nangesikhathi sabo, njengezigqila ngokwabo, kanye nabathwali bawo. Ngokulandelayo, le nkulumo yaba igama lekhaya.

Isitsha se-pique - sisho ukuthini ngesikhathi sangempela?

Eqinisweni, okushoyo kufana ncamashi encwadini ethi "Igolide Legolide". Bangabantu abavamile, izakhamuzi ezijwayelekile ezifuna ukuxoxa ngezimpikiswano ezihlukahlukene eziphikisanayo, ziziveza njengabachwepheshe bezobuchwepheshe kuzo zonke izingxenye zesayensi, ezombangazwe, ezomnotho, ezemidlalo, nakuba empeleni bengenalwazi kule ndaba futhi empeleni bahlanganyeli engxoxweni engenzi lutho. Ngokwenza kanjalo, baveza imibono yabo njengowokuphela kweqiniso.

Ingabe incazelo ishintshiwe?

Futhi nokho okuningi kuye kwashintsha kusukela ezikhathini ezichazwe encwadini, eyadala i-Ilf noPetrov "Igolide Legolide." Babenemikhono ehloniphekile njengabantu abadala asehloniphekile abangenalo lutho ngemuva kokuthatha umhlalaphansi. Namuhla abantu abaneminyaka yobudala obuhlukile, ubulili kanye nemikhakha yezenhlalakahle baba yizicucu ze-pique. Eqinisweni, lokhu kwenzeka kuye kwaba uhlobo lwezinto ezizwakalayo, izizathu ezinzima ukuziqonda. Awazi ukuthi yini eyokwenza umuntu, ngisho nengqondo, abe yindawo yokugqoka.

Kungani lokhu kwenzeka?

Izwe lanamuhla kanye nentuthuko yalo yezobuchwepheshe lilethe amathuba amaningi amasha emsebenzini wezingubo zokugqoka. I-intanethi inikeza ukutholakala kobuningi bazo zonke izinhlobo zolwazi. Akuyona nje iphephandaba lasePravda, inqwaba yemithombo yonke yamaphephandaba: amaphephandaba, omagazini, umsakazo, ithelevishini, izincwadi ezise-intanethi, ukuxhumana nabantu kanye nabanye. Futhi konke lokhu kuyatholakala ngokukhululekile. Ngaphezu kwalokho, abantu abaningi abafuni ukusebenza, ukusebenza, wonke umuntu ufuna ukwenza lutho futhi uthole imali emoyeni. Futhi bachitha isikhathi sabo sonke kwi-intanethi. Lokhu akusasekho "iNduna Yesiliva", lapho umkhiqizo we-pique ungabelana ngemibono yawo neqembu labaxhumanisi, manje lithola izilaleli ezinkulu, izigidi zabantu.

Ngakho-ke zonke izinhlobo ze-okuthiwa "ochwepheshe", "abahlaziyi", kanye nababhulogi nabahlaziyi abalula. Lokho nje umbono wabo abakwenzi. Bangeke bahumushe, noma bamane babuyele, umthombo wolwazi, abawubheka njengowokuphela kweqiniso. Kunokufana okuqondile neveli. Futhi akukhathazi ngempela uma "umshini ophuzi" noma into enjalo. Kuningi labo abakhokhwa ukunikeza abanye ngemicabango yabo, okudingekayo kumakhasimende. Ku-Ilf noPetrov, kwakuwumsebenzi womphefumulo. Ngokuvamile, ama-pique waistcoats afinyelele ngokucacile ezingeni elisha.

Inkulumo yephiko ezinsukwini zangempela zanamuhla.

Leli gama elithi "i-pique vest" ngokungangabazeki nalo lonke elifanayo. Noma kunjalo, izinto ezintsha zenze izinguquko zazo, manje le nkulumo enephiko inezinhlamvu zayo ezifanayo kunethiwekhi. Lawa "abahlaziyili befa" kanye "nama-couches". Kungani i-sofa? Kodwa emva kokunye akudingekile ukuqoqa "phambi kwe-veranda eboshiwe ekamelweni lokudlela laseNapintov No. 68", manje ungayenza embhedeni wakho owuthandayo kukhompyutha.

Mayelana nokuqala, lapha konke kucacile. Abahlaziyi be-Sofa bazicabange ngokuzicabangela ukuthi bazoba yizazi kuzo zonke izinhlobo zezindaba zezomnotho, njengezinga lemali, ubudlelwane bomnotho emhlabeni wonke, amanani entengo kagesi kanye nakho konke okunjalo.

Ngokuvamile, ngaphandle kwezombusazwe noma kuphi. Bhala "izihloko ezihlaziya", okuyiziningi zazo ezingafundi. Balahla izenzo zikahulumeni, baveze izinkathazo zezombusazwe, babikezele ukhetho futhi benze izinto eziningi kakhulu kangangokuthi kubonakala sengathi abakwenzi lutho nhlobo. Okushiwo impilo yabo sekuye ngale ndlela.

Ngenxa yokuthi eminyakeni yamuva nje, izimpi ziye zavuthwa ezweni elilodwa noma kwelinye izwe, futhi, ngokuvamile, isimo sezwe sishintsha kakhulu futhi sixhaphaza, ibutho lonke "lamabutho ahlasele" emazweni ahlukene livele. Lolu hlobo lwama-pique waistcoats uzicabangela ukuba yizazi zangempela emkhakheni wamaqhinga kanye necebo lokulwa izimpi, ukulwa, ukuklanywa nokuqeda izingxabano zempi. Bacabanga ukuthi ngokufudumala kwabo nokududuza kwabo, ngemuva kwesikrini sabaqaphi babo, kucacile ukuthi kufanele balwe kanjani kunabopolitiki, abaphathi, ngisho namasosha ngaphambili.

Ake sibuyele emithonjeni bese siqhathanisa

Noma kunjalo, i-pike i-Ilf noPetrov ayinalutho. Ngokungafani nanamuhla, abazange bahlukumezane. Bavumile kuphela ukuthi "u-Snowden uyinhloko" futhi akafaki umunwe emlonyeni wakhe, noma akavumelani, ngenkathi ebheka i-interlocutor esweni, futhi akazange aphonse udaka ngenye imibono.

"Babengabantu abangajwayelekile futhi behlekisayo" - yilokho abakushoyo ngabo kuleveli. Izigqoko ze-pique zanamuhla ziyamangalisa futhi zihlekisayo. Ngoba eziningi zezinhlelo zabo zihlekisa kakhulu ukufunda. Futhi kumelwe ukuba umuntu omangalisa kangakanani ukuchitha isikhathi esiningi ukuze abhale okungenangqondo.

Ku "Igolide Legolide" konke okwenzeke emhlabeni, ama-pique aqoshiwe ayebhekwa njenge "isandulela sokumemezela kweChernomorsk njengomuzi wamahhala". Futhi manje bacabangela zonke izenzakalo zomhlaba njengokungathi konke lokhu kwenzeka ngqo kubo. Enenethiwekhi abanobuphovu emlonyeni batshele osombusazwe ukuthi benzeni, njengokungathi abantu bokuqala bezwe bawafunda ngempela. Leyo ndlela enokuthi ungayifihla ubunikazi bakho kuyi-intanethi, ibangele konke okungahambi kahle, ukuhlukumezeka nokunye ukungaboni kahle kulabo abangavumelani nemibono yakho. Ngokuvamile, isithombe se-pique waistcoat, esizalwa ngu-Ilf noPetrov, sishintshile kancane futhi sigxilile empilweni yomphakathi.