Funny skits ku isigaba esidayisa 4 mayelana school kwabazali

Ngemuva kokuqeda imfundo yezingane esikoleni samabanga aphansi, kuzodingeka ukuthi ube ne- funny skits ku-prom. IGreyidi 4 iphelile, futhi akusilo wena owenza umlozi! Eqinisweni, lesi yisikhathi esibaluleke kakhulu ekuphileni komfundi ngamunye.

Okufushane kufana phakathi kwezine

Abafundi ngokwabo bangabonisa izigcawu ku-prom. Ibanga 4 - abantu abathandekayo abathanda ukubeka othisha. Ngakho-ke, bobabili othisha nabafundi abangenangqondo abahlezi kahle bayodlala kahle nezingane. Futhi isincane ngasinye kufanele simelelwe ngabanye abaculi: bavumele, njengezilayidi ezibukhoma, shintsha ama-mini-scenes ku-prom. Iklasi le-4 lizokwazi ukwethula izindaba ngobuciko kanye nehlazo elanele!

I-miniature kuqala

Mfundisi: "Vasya, ngubani owabhala ukwakheka kuwe izolo? Phendula iqiniso! "

UVasily: "UMarta Victorovna, angikwazi ngempela! Ngalala embhedeni ... "

Qhubeka uhlu lapho izigcawu zokuqeda iziqu (ibanga lesi-4) ezivela emphakathini wesikole ziqoqwe, esinye isenzakalo.

Isibili esincane

UMfundisi: "Tanechka, sicela usitshele izilwane eziyisithupha ezihlala e-Afrika!"

UTanechka: "Ngenjabulo, uGalina Petrovna! Kuyizingwenya ezimbili namaproti amane ... "

Ingxenye yesithathu encane

Mfundisi: "Kolosov, iya ebhodini bese usitshela inkondlo yePushkin, engiyicelile izolo ekhaya!"

I-Kolosov iphuma, imile ebhodini bese ikhetha impumulo yakhe.

Mfundisi: "Kolosov, ngikulalela!"

UKolosov: "Futhi kanjani, u-Irina Igorevna? Angisho lutho ... "

I-Miniature yesine

Qhubeka nombolo yesikhonsathi, lapho izingane zimelela khona izikhwama ekuqedeni iziqu (ibanga lesi-4) mayelana nesikole esihle futhi esibucayi, esinye isenzakalo.

Mfundisi: "Umshayeli omusha? Ake sijwayelane! Ivanov Nikita. Kuhle. Ngakho-ke, ukhuluma ekilasini? "
UNicita: "Cha! Ngihlezi njengegundane. "
Mfundisi: "Mhlawumbe uthanda ukubhala kumakhelwane?"
UNikita: "Ukhuluma ngani? Angikaze ngiphile! "
Mfundisi: "Ngakho-ke, ulwa nabalingani bakho ekushintsheni?"
UNikita: "Akukho lutho emhlabeni! Nginomusa njengoGogo Frost Emthini Wonyaka Omusha! "
Mfundisi: "Kuyinto engavamile ... Kungani uthole incazelo enjalo embi esikoleni sakho sokugcina? Ingabe unezinkinga? "
UNicita: "Awu, kunomunye owodwa ... Nginamanga amaningi ..."

Isihlanu esincane

Mfundisi: "Sizohlola amakhono akho wohlelo lolimi. Zama, uDanila, ukuba wenze isiphakamiso ngeso lengqondo "ku". Ngakho ... "

UDanila: "Ingwenya inyuke esihlahleni."

Mfundisi: "Wenzani, Danila! Pho, kungani ingwenya ikhuphuka isihlahla? "

UDanila: "Ingwenya yabe isenyuka esihlahleni, ngakho-ke umusho wawunesihloko esithi" on ". Kodwa i-kulushata kungani ama-booties ekhohlisiwe? Akucaci nakancane. Ziyizinkohlakalo ezinjalo nezinyoka nezinyoka ezingenayo inyoka ... "

I-Miniature yesithupha

Mfundisi: "Maxim, wanikeza uMarta impendulo. Ukuze uthole iphuzu ngizokubeka "amabili". Futhi kufanele ube namahloni! "
I-Maxim: "Okubili kokukodwa okukodwa? Khona-ke, uLydia Vasilyevna, kufanele ungifake okwesine namuhla, ngoba nami ngitshele noSasha! "

Seventh encane

Uthisha: "Belkin, uzolungisa nini ukulungiswa kwezibalo?"

UBelkin: "Yebo, edayari yami, ngiyilungisile izolo, uGalina Alekseevna! Kodwa ephepheni lakhe alisebenzi ... Kodwa wena ngokwakho uyithwala ngaso sonke isikhathi, futhi angiyikungena ekamelweni likathisha!"

I-intermedia-ayihambisani nothisha nabazali

Lokhu kumelela okumele kufakwe ngamaminithi kungenziwa ngendlela yemincintiswano yemithetho yabazali - Ukuncintisana kwabazali abaMnandi (CWR).

Ukuqhuba abapapa nabomama banamhlanje, kanye nogogo nomkhulukazi, obakazikazi kanye namalume, abazalwane nodade asebekhulile kufanele bahlukaniswe ngamaqembu amabili, ngamunye kufanele abe negama ngokwalo. Khona-ke izimpendulo zalungiselelwe kusengaphambili zihanjelwa kubaphathi ngendlela yokuthi zombili amaqembu anenani elinganayo lokukhethwa okulungiselelwe.

Utitjhere ubuza umbuzo kulawo maqembu womabili, omunye uphendula ngempendulo yakhe, begodu owesibili angasebenzisa ukhetho olulungile. Abazali kulokhu babamele abafundi. Izigcawu ezihle kakhulu ezithweswa iziqu (izigaba 4) ziyatholakala! Okufushane futhi okuhle kakhulu, bahlukanisa kahle leli holide. Abahluleli bangaphenywa ngamalungu omphakathi, abakhethiweyo kubafana.

Izinhlobonhlobo zezimpendulo ezilungele umncintiswano wabazali

Ngenxa yomqondo wokuhleka kwamahlaya wabazali kanye nalomncintiswano, izigcawu ezintsha ezihlelekile zingazalwa ekuqedeni iziqu (ibanga lesi-4) - ezimfushane futhi eziyingqayizivele, ezidala futhi ezinethemba.

Umbuzo owodwa

Mfundisi: "Cabanga kanzima! Nansi umbuzo: ngubani lo ongaba khona? Cela kuwo wonke amalungu eqembu ukuthi uxhume umqondo wabo wehlaya!

Ukuzikhandla nokuphupha,

Lazy futhi studious,

Abazikhohlisayo nabafundile,

Ehle futhi enondlekile kahle.

Ngakho-ke, ubani ongakwazi lokhu? "

Yiqiniso, impendulo ikhona ebusweni - yibafundi. Kodwa inhloso yomncintiswano ukukhombisa izitifiketi ekuqedeni iziqu (ibanga lesi-4) elihle futhi elihle. Ngakho-ke, impendulo eyingqayizivele yanikezwa abazali yipapa.

Umbuzo wesibili

Mfundisi: "Futhi manje sizohlola ulwazi lwakho lwezibalo. U-Andryusha umama wanikeza amabhasikikili angu-29. Wabuza umfowabo ukuba aphuze amanye ama-ruble angu-14. Imali engakanani u-Andryusha ayithola? "

Kukhona izimpendulo ezimbili. Owokuqala awutho neze, ngoba umzalwane wabuza u-Andryusha ngemali umama wakhe amnika yona. Impendulo yesibili yi-ruble angu-129, ngoba umfowabo wayengenalo isisindo, futhi wanikela ngamakhulu.

Umbuzo wesithathu

Uthisha: "Mikhail, indaba yakho, owabhala ekhaya ngenja yakho oyintandokazi, ngesizathu esingaziwa kimi, igama ngezwi lifana nokubunjwa okwedlula udade wakho kumfundisi. Ngeke yini ube nomusa kangaka ukuchaza isizathu salokhu? "
Impendulo eyisizayo ithi: "Ngakho-ke kuyinto engavamile, uma sinenja eyodwa kuphela endlini yethu?"

Izigcawu zokuphothula iziqu (ibanga lesi-4) ezivela kubazali

Lapha kufika usuku lapho izingane eziseminyakeni yokuqala zokuqala ziphenduka abafundi abaphakathi. Futhi phakathi nalesi sikhathi kwakukhona izinto eziningi ezehlukene ... Futhi ezihlekisayo, ezihlekisayo, futhi ezidabukisayo. Ngakho ake konke futhi ubonise skits funny. Esiklasini 4 sokugcina akusona nje isiyingi esiseduze nabalingani esikoleni, abazali bayamenywa ephathini. Bona, kanye nezingane zabo, "bacilongo" lokhu, cishe, kunzima kakhulu eminyakeni yokuqala yesikole. Futhi bafanelwe ilungelo lokukhohlisa nxazonke futhi bagqoke izingubo zomkhosi namuhla, ngoba leli yiholide yabo futhi.

Ngakho-ke, kusikripthi kubalulekile ukufaka izigcawu ekuphothuleni (ibanga lesi-4) kubazali. Futhi ngeqiniso lokuthi banento yokutshela, awukwazi ukuphikisana!

I-intermedia esekelwe ekudlaleni kwamagama

Ukuqonda incazelo ye-phraseology kuza kubantu hhayi ngokushesha. Ebangeni lokuqala, lesibili nelesithathu besazi ukuthi bangahlukanisa kanjani phakathi kwencazelo eqondile futhi ephathekayo yezinkulumo eziningi. Lokhu futhi ungadlala ngokuqamba ama-funny skits ku-prom.

Isigaba 4 sesivele siqaphele ngokubona izinkulumo eziningi ezihleliwe. Futhi omncane mayelana nokuthi kuthiwa abantu abadala, futhi hhayi izingane nhlobo, bayazibona izishosiselo ngokusho kwabo okuqondile, ngokuqinisekile bayobajabulisa izingane. Ukudlala kwamagama, izindaba ezibucayi ezihlobene nokusetshenziswa kwama-homophones nama-homonyms, kuzosiza ukuza nokudlala ama-skits amahle kakhulu ku-prom. Ibanga 4 - sekuvele cishe abantu abadala abanomqondo wokuhleka usulu futhi bayakwazi ukuyiqonda.

Okuncane "Igazi kusuka ekhaleni". Isenzo kuqala

Mhlawumbe njengazo zonke izigcawu ezidlalwa ngabazali. Esikhathini sokuqeda iziqu ebangeni lesi-4, izindaba ezimnandi ngabantu abadala abangaziqondi kodwa bafuna ukuba ziqondwe yizingane zingenziwa ngezinombolo ezihlukene zekhonsathi.

Etafuleni lekhompyutha, ubaba uhlala futhi udlala "Tanchiki". Indodana edabukisayo ingena - ingabonakaliswa ngumuntu omdala, lokhu kuzokwenzelisa ukungahambisani.

"Baba, nginenkinga enkulu!" Bangibuza ukubunjwa ngesihloko esingavamile ... Ngisize ngicabange, ha?

Ubaba (eqhubeka ukudlala):

- Futhi uyini lesi sihloko?

Indodana:

- UTamara Petrovna wathi: "Konke kusasa kuletha isifundo ekilasini - igazi elivela ekhaleni!"

Ubaba ubeka eceleni lo mnandi ngokumangala.

Uthini wena? " Ukubunjwa kuthiwa "Igazi kusuka ekhaleni"? Yeka ikharikhulamu engavamile uhlelo lwezikole lwamanje oluye ... Lokho abakwazi ukucabanga ukukhipha abazali babo ibhalansi. Nginike inothi, manje ngizokucabanga okuthile.

Indodana ibeka i-notebook etafuleni, ubaba uqala ukubhala okuthile kulo, futhi umfana uthatha injabulo ezandleni zakhe futhi uyaqhubeka nomdlalo oqalwe ngumzali.

Okuncane "Igazi kusuka ekhaleni". Isenzo sesibili

Izinhlobonhlobo ezibhaliwe ukwakheka funny funny kungaba mass. Kuyinto kuye ukuthi incazelo yesimo esikoleni esiphakeme iziqu (isigaba 4) ilele. Izinkondlo, ezibhalwe ngendlela ye-parody yemisebenzi edumile yama-classic, izongezela kumncanyana wokuhleka nokuhleka. Nansi enye yezinketho.

Ngakusasa ekuseni. Utitjhere uphumela ehhovisi lomqondisi ngeencwadi ezandleni zakhe.

- Lokhu kubi! Ungumqondisi, kufanele wenze okuthile!

Umqondisi:

"Thatha kalula, uTamara Petrovna, ungitshele ukuthi yini eyakhathaza kakhulu."

"Ngeke ngikutshele, ngizofunda!" Ukwakhiwa kwe-Wozovka ku "Igazi kusuka ekhaleni"!

Ngesinye isikhathi ebusika kaFebhuwari

Ngaphuma endlini, kwakukhona iqhwa elibi.

Ngangisondelene nomakhelwane wethu - uMishka Raven -

Futhi ngokuqinile ngakho, ngakwesobunxele, abesifazane besempeni!

Kusuka kwesokudla, isohlwini laphuma lapha,

Yiqiniso, igazi liphulika ngegazi

Kodwa ngangiziqhenya ngingaziqhenya futhi ngingazange ngisuke ngineqhwa

Ngaya esitolo ukuthenga izaqathe.

Umqondisi:

- Yasnenko ... Ngahamba, njengoba bekusho, ngemuva kwesanqante ... Futhi yini ongenelisekile ngayo, uTamara Petrovna? Ukubhala esihlokweni, ebhalwe evesini. Ngicabanga ukuthi ingahlolwa njengokuhle kakhulu.

Mfundisi:

- Isiphi isihloko? "Igazi elisuka ekhaleni" - lokhu, ngokombono wakho, kwakuyisihloko sokwakhiwa?

Umqondisi:

- Angazi ... Ngiyakhumbula, mina ngokwami ngiye kulolu hlelo futhi ngizwe ngezindlebe zami ukuthi utshele izingane ukuthi zibhale ukwakheka "Igazi kusuka ekhaleni".

Isiphetho izigcawu e-prom (isigaba 4) mayelana nesikole singashaywa ngendlela yokuthi uthisha uthatha ikhanda lakhe bese ephuma ehhovisi. Umqondisi uhlambalaza amahlombe akhe, uthatha incwadi yokubhala, ufunda amavesi ngaye ngokujabula okubonakalayo, ukugcoba ukubonisa izenzo ezenzeka kuzo.

Isithonjana "Ingabe wena, akunjalo?"

Kubuhlungu kubonakala futhi izingane, nabantu abadala basekelwe kuma-homophones skits. Esikhathini sokuqeda iziqu ebangeni lesi-4, izingxoxo ezihlelekile ezenziwa ngabazali zingafakwa njengezinombolo zekhonsathi, kodwa njengokungathi zenzeka ngempela okwamanje. Isibonelo, ngesikhathi lapho wonke umuntu ehlezi ezindaweni, umholi waphuma phakathi, kwaba khona ukuthula, ngokuzumayo kwakukhona umuntu ongqongqoza emnyango. Futhi-ke kukhona ubaba onomkhuhlane womunye wabafundi emngceleni.

- Oxolo, sicela! Kuyi-4B, akunjalo? - uya komunye umzali, obambelela umculi, ebeka incwadi elukhulu kuye. Isivakashi susa ivolumu, sihlezi phansi, sibeka le ncwadi ethangeni lakhe. "Ngibhekile, akunjalo-akunjalo?"

"Uthule ngani?" Uthole kuphi lokhu? Angizange ngithululele noma yini!

- Yebo, angizange ngikwenze! Awungiqondi nhlobo! Ngabuza: "Ingabe wena - akunjalo?"

- Ah, namanje akazange ameme! - i-interlocutor iyamamatheka ngokuqinile. - Futhi baphi lapho bebethelwa khona? Futhi, sorry, kungani bakhala?

- Cha, cha ... Nkosi, Nkulunkulu wami, ngiyabuza ngawe: akunjalo - akunjalo?

- Cha, - i-interlocutor isicasuliwe. "Angizange ngikhale."

- Yebo, yebo, akekho owake wakhala. Ngangizibuza kuqala ukuthi ungubani - akunjalo wena ...

- Ngicabanga ukuthi akekho umuntu kodwa uyaqonda ukuthi usho ukuthini.

- Cha, ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi angiyedwa kuphela, kodwa sonke ...

- Futhi uthatha izinkinga ukucacisa ukuthi ngubani lo "thina"?

Ukuphuza sekubheke ukudikibala, ukuzungeza ngokungaphenduki labo abakhona ngesandla sakhe:

- Wena, thina, wena, mina ...

"Ubani ohlanza?"

- Kungani udideka nami ngaso sonke isikhathi? Ngikhuluma ngathi sonke: wena, thina, wena, mina!

"Kungukuthi, njengoba ngikuqonda, usho ukuthi wonke umuntu lapha uyahlanzwa?" Futhi ngubani ongahlanzi, ngombono wakho? Ukhuluma ngabani? Akukhona yini mina?

"Ushintshelani?"

- Ngiyakubuza: "Ingabe ngimi?"

- Oh, ingabe uthola injabulo yokwazi ukuthi awuzange uthintane?

- Enough! Ngivumele ngishintshe izindawo. Futhi ngiyacela, ngiyacela, ngibuyele kimi incwadi yami "Izinkolelo Nezindaba".

Uthini wena? " Uvela eKazan? Kakhulu, kuhle kakhulu! Kuvela ukuthi singabantu bezwe! Nami, ngivela kuKazan!

Obaba bayavuma futhi bahlale phansi.

Isincane "Esifundweni sesiNgisi"

Yiqiniso, awukwazi ukwenza ngaphandle kwesiteji ekuqedeni iziqu (ibanga lesi-4) mayelana nesikole, lapho umfundi onobuhle ongenzi umsebenzi wesikole ehleka khona.

Utitjhere ukhuluma nomfundi:

"Goody, Nick!"

- Goody dei, Elena Stepanovna, okungukuthi, ngithethelele, uHelen Stavivish! - Umfana ulingisa ngokuzimisela isiNgisi.

"Ekugcineni ufunde amagama omagama namuhla?"

- Canyeshn, uHelen Stevish!

- Kuhle. Ngitshele ukuthi, "utamatisi" uzoba kanjani ngesiNgisi?

- Utamatisi ingulube!

"Futhi amazambane?"

- Cardiffing!

"Ngakho ... Isimo Esimangalisayo!" Ukuze uphendule, awufani. Ngabe u-ponimeyshn kimi?

Ulwazi lwezaga lungamandla amakhulu!

Njengengxenye esithakazelisayo ekugcineni iziqu (ibanga lesi-4) yezingane zingaba yingxoxo enjalo.

UMarina: "Petya, udlala i-computer futhi! Uke wafunda izaga? "

UPetya (engahlali emdlalweni): "Yebo! Ungahlola ... Futhi-nje naye, kanjalo kuye! Yebo, kahle, kahle ... Ngeke uphunyuke, uqamba amanga! "

UMarina: "Futhi uma ukhula kuphela! Beka injabulo bese ungiphendula! Ngizoqala isaga, futhi uqhubeka. Awukwazi ukuphazamisa iphalishi ngamafutha ... "

UPetya: "... wathi abangewona abahahayo futhi bafake amakhomishana angu-7 emthethweni!"

UMarina: "Noma ubani oseshoyo uzothola njalo ..."

UPetya: "... wacabanga ukuthi uyaphumelela ngesikhathi sokulawula futhi efakwe encwadini yezincwadi zomfundi ohloniphekile!"

UMarina: "Ubuhlobo nobuzalwane bubaluleke ngaphezu kwengcebo ..."

UPetya: "... ohahayo wamemeza futhi wambamba ushintsho ngokushesha kunenkosi ngokwakhe!"

UMarina: "Izimangaliso ngesihlungo ..."

UPetya: "... wancuma ngokweqile, ebuka iminwe yakhe emasokeni avuzayo"

UMarina: "Uzokwazi okuningi, uzosheshe ugugile ..."

UPetya: "... unciphisa umama we-dvoe, efaka idayari yesignesha ..."

UMarina: "... Ezempilo kuhle, ngiyabonga ..."

UPetka: "... kumhlengikazi uValentina Pavlovna ukugonywa!"

UMarina: "Isizathu yisikhathi, kodwa simnandi ..."

UPetya: "... kuze kube phakade!"

UMarina (ukuthatha induku evela kuPetka): "Hhayi, cha! Ukuphela, Petenka, fun yakho! Hlala phansi masinyane ukuze uthole izifundo, futhi angidingi ukusungula noma yini lapha! "

I-Tale Yezinyanga Eziyishumi Nambili Ku-New Wave

Ukwazi kanjani ezinkampanini zanamuhla ukuphinda kulandelwe izindaba zakudala, ezaziwayo. Ungakwazi ukubuyisela kanye nezingoma, nama-movie, nezinganekwane ukuze izigcawu ezihlekisayo ku-show show. Ibanga le-4 ngoMeyi lingalungisa kahle "Izinyanga eziyishumi nambili" ngokucabangela izenzakalo zangempela.

Isimo 1

INdlovukazi ihlezi edeskini, uthisha wakhe ebhodini.

INdlovukazi: "Ngikhathele ukuphoqa! Izibonelo zeziphukuphuku! Futhi leli "World World" nazo zonke izinhlobo zezihloko eziphuthumayo mayelana nezinkathi zonyaka, i-buttercups, izimbali nezidalwa zezilwane! Futhi ngaphezu kwakho konke - imisebenzi yakho idiotic! "

Uthisha: "Noma kunjalo ngiyaqaphela ukukucela ukuba uxazulule omunye wabo ..."

Indlovukazi: "Maye, yini enenkani kangaka ... Ngithanda ukusika ikhanda lakho ... Oh kahle, kodwa eyodwa kuphela!"

Uthisha: "Ekuhlanjululeni ama-tulips angu-15 kuye kwaqhakaza. Futhi ekudleni bavula imibala yabo engu-12 ngaphezulu. Ngobusuku be-tulips ekhulayo kwakuphindwe kathathu ngaphezu ekuseni. Zingaki izimbali eziqhakaza kusihlwa? "

Indlovukazi: "Indoda endala iyisiwula! Ngizokhipha ngokuqinisekile isimemezelo sokwenza wena! Mina kuwe-indlovukazi noma umgadi wensimu ukuba ubale iziqu ze-tulips ezikhulayo? Ngeke ngixazulule le nkinga! Buza enye! "

Uthisha: "Kuhle kakhulu, ukuphakama kwakho ... Umpheki washisa i-sterlet engu-15 ngesidlo sakusihlwa. Khona-ke wacabanga ukuthi lokhu ngeke kube ngokwanele, futhi uhlanza ezinye izinhlanzi ezingu-12. Ngalesi sikhathi, abasizi bakhe basebenze kanzima. Ngenxa yalokho, etafuleni kwahlanjululwa izinhlanzi kathathu kunokuba umpheki ahlanzeke ekuqaleni. Zingaki ama-sterlets ahlanjululwa ngabasizi bekhrikhethi ngedili lesidlo? "

Indlovukazi: "Cha, ungisondeza nje, akunjalo? Kungani indlovukazi kufanele yazi ukuthi izinhlanzi ziye zahlanza izinhlanzi eziningi, futhi umpheki uqobo kangakanani? Wena nje njengekhanda emahlombe akho uphazanyisa ... Nikeza umsebenzi ojwayelekile, isibonelo, mayelana nokuthi yiziphi izinqumo ezenziwa ukubulawa kwendlovukazi ekuseni, kodwa kungakanani - ntambama nakusihlwa. "

Uthisha: "Kodwa ukuphakama kwakho ... Emisebenzini, akusikho okwenzekayo, kodwa yisiphi isinyathelo okufanele sithathe ukuze uthole impendulo efanele!"

Lapha ehholo yintombazane egqoke kabi.

Intombazane: "Sawubona, Ubukhulu Bakho! Ake ngikubuze! "

Indlovukazi: "O, ngingaqeda ikhanda lakho ... Kodwa ngakolunye uhlangothi, kungcono kakhulu ukuthi wangena - okungenani ukuzijabulisa okuthile! Yini oyifunayo, intombazane engenangqondo? Khuluma masinyane, kungenjalo ngizokwenza ukuba umbulali wami akwenze! "

Intombazane: "Iqiniso liwukuthi, ukuphakama kwakho, ukuthi umama wami wesifazane wafika nomsebenzi kimi-ukumletha i-orchid ehlumayo kusihlwa. Futhi emahlathini ethu alezi zimbali kusukela esikhathini esidlule asikhulumi! Kungowesifazane obi kuphela ongachazwa lokhu? Wabuye waba necala elilodwa esikoleni "Esibumbene Nezwe" ... Wazibeka e-intanethi, wabona ingubo ehlotshiswe nge-orchid futhi yalahlekelwa ikhanda layo ngokuphelele. Ufuna okufanayo kuzo zonke izindleko, ukuba avele kuwe ebhola! "

Indlovukazi: "Ngakho ... Futhi ngingakusiza ngani?"

Intombazane: "Ake nginqume i-orchid eyodwa encane ku-greenhouse yakho! Noma mhlawumbe umama wami wesifazane uzongiklolodela zonke izinsimbi, ngiphonse emgwaqweni ebusuku futhi kuzodingeka ngilale noSharik futhi endlini yakhe! "

Indlovukazi: "Nansi indlela! Ngicabanga ... Hhayi, ake sithi ngikuvumela usika i-orchid engadini yami. Futhi uzokwenzenjani? Ungakwazi yini ukuxazulula inkinga yezinhlanzi? "

Intombazane: "Yebo, ngiyakwazi! Ngikwenza njalo izifundo zami -dadewethu ! - uthatha ucezu lwephepha kuMfundisi bese uqala ukubhala khona, - Manje, sekulungele! "

Mfundisi: "Kuyamangalisa! Yeka intombazane ehlakaniphile! "

INdlovukazi: "Hhayi, kuhle! Uma ehlakaniphile, masivumele afunde esikhundleni sami! Futhi ake naye asayine! "

Mfundisi: "Khona-ke, kule ndaba, wena, Ophakeme Bakho?"

Indlovukazi: "Mina? Futhi ngizodlala umdlalo wekhompyutha! "

Ukhuphuka phansi esihlalweni sobukhosi, ehlezi phansi ekhoneni kuze kube yi-laptop, uthatha injabulo bese eqala ukudlala. Intombazane ihamba ngokungaqiniseki esihlalweni sobukhosi.

Isithombe sesibili

Ihholo elifanayo. Esihlalweni sobukhosi yiNtombazane, eduze noMfundisi wakhe, bazimisele ukwenza lo myalelo.

Intombazane: "Futhi bonke labo abangakwazi ukuzinikela emva kwebanga lesine le-USE, bahambe ngomnyaka wesibili ... Futhi bamnqande i-visa evumela ukuthi ashiye imingcele yombuso wethu, ukuze bangamhloniphi umhlaba waseRussia ..."

Mfundisi: "Kunjalo! Futhi ake sengeze: "Zonke amasela ayenqatshelwe ukuthenga ezitolo zonke izinhlobo zokuhamba, ungazivumeli ekugibele, ungavumeli ukuvula ikhompyutha ..." "

Intombazane: "Kulungile! Ake ngisayine ... lapha nje ngizofaka: "... futhi ubenze bafunde lonke ihlobo esikhundleni sokuphumula, baze bafunde ikharikhulamu yesikole!" "

Intombazane isayine isimemezelo, khona-ke uMbulali uyangena, uya eNdlovukazi yangaphambili, uvale i-laptop bese ethatha izimpumputhe, amdonsa ekuphumeni.

Indlovukazi ikhahlela futhi iyamemeza: "Ngizokuyala ukuthi unqume ikhanda lakho! Uyangithathaphi? "

Umbulali: "Ungaphi? Ukuzibandakanya kuzo zonke iholidi zasehlobo ukunikeza phezu kwalokho i-Unified State Exam! Lona isinqumo seNdlovukazi entsha ehlakaniphile! "