Isimo ngawe, intandokazi yakho, sisho: lakhetsiwe bonke izikhathi

Ubani akawuthandi ngezikhathi bhala isimo zokuxhumana: ezihlekisayo, sad, uthukuthele - konke kuncike isimo kanye isimo. Futhi cishe isimo ozithandayo (nencazelo noma funny) kuzothumeleka ngamunye. Phela, ngisho aphorisms omkhulu Faina Ranevskaya manje ekwazi ngaleyo ndlela.

ngokuba nomona

Uma ufuna "chofoza ku ekhaleni" lezitha zabo bese ubheka isimo phakathi kwakhe, othandekayo wakhe, kube nenjongo, qinisekisa ukubheka nokukhetha elincane ngezansi. Mhlawumbe kukhona okuthile ofanele.

• Uma uxoxa kimi, khona-ke abanandaba. Mina manje abanandaba, futhi ngeke uxoxe. Ngesinye isikhathi, uyazi.
• Lutho ushukumisa kangcono umona yakho: Ngafunda - kanye nemizwelo liyaphuma, futhi ngifuna ukwenza izinto ezinkulu.
• Yebo, enhle, yebo, ubuqili, yebo, sexy. Nge ijazi noboya, umshini futhi cool guy. Futhi lokho kuvimbela wena?
• Ngaphambi ukujikijela itshe engadini yami, sibheke yakho. Besithengela? Kunjalo.
• Ngithanda ukulayisha izithombe izinto kanye ngakho eziningi ezintsha nezithakazelisayo ngawe, intandokazi yakho, ngiyakukwazi.
• Labo vakashela ikhasi lami kanengi ukudlula kwakhe, ngingasho into eyodwa: Mina waphuma waba ngumlindi amahle, futhi wena kuphela uyavuma.

nge amahlaya

Une ajabule noma ufuna kancane wacky? Khona-ke uvumelane nesimo ngawe, intandokazi yakho, kube nenjongo, kodwa ihlaya.

• Angisona inkosazana noma indlovukazi. Ngingu unkulunkulukazi. Ngiguqe.
• Ngivuka, uzibuka esibukweni: izinwele ekugcineni, amehlo akhe evuvukele, ukulandelela on esihlathini sakhe kusukela umcamelo ... Akulona kuyisimangaliso?
• Bathi lapho senza hhayi, sihlale sisihle. Futhi yilapha lapho ngizonenzela khona njalo amangalisayo!
• izinyoni ezingavamile. ikhophi Piece. Tuning okukhethekile. firmware abahlukile. Iqiniso liwukuthi akukho. Kuphela kulabo asesabi ukuba izifake engozini.
• Ngiyinkazana eleminyaka Okuyınqo, ngithi into eyodwa, ngicabanga omunye, kwenza lwesithathu futhi iphupho ... Oh, yeka Angive ngingathandi dream!

• Vumela amahhashi agijima abesifazane wayeka, futhi Ngingumfana intombazane. Ngakho nginike ikhofi kanye Pirozhenko.
• Namuhla ngingomunye mhlophe futhi Fluffy, nje ingelosi. Ngenxa umshanelo endlini ukhohlwe.
• Angikho uyaphindisela, ngisanda abe nenkumbulo enhle.
• Anginayo amaphela ekhanda lami. Bebelokhu ishwabadelwe ezinye silo esibi.
• Mina wonke okungazelelwe ngakho, wonke eziphikisa. Kakade very scary.
• Musa aphaphame isilo kimi. Wake - ukulala akulula kangako ukuba abeke.
• Anime, uhlakaniphile futhi emuhle. Akekho ngifuna. ukuzigabisa nje.
• Mina njengomuntu Convertible. I emaweni efanayo futhi ngaphandle ophahleni.
• Ufuna ezinye kulula, isiqalo okusheshayo, mina kuphole kancane.
• Isinyathelo Professional phezu hala efanayo. Mhlawumbe sekuyisikhathi ukunikeza master-amakilasi?
• Ngingumfana omuhle, omuhle kakhulu. Lapho ngithola ngokwanele.

engeza ushevu

Ufuna okuthile okukhethekile? Khona-ke uvumelane nesimo ngawe, intandokazi yakho, ngomuzwa (stervochki).

• Uma unondindwa - ke kodwa ngowesifazane okhiphe yazi ukuthi ifuna futhi nendlela yokuyithola ke yebo, kungcono ngami.
• Namuhla ngifuna ukuba nice and uhlobo intombazane. Ngize siphaphama unondindwa yami kwangaphakathi futhi akabamukisanga le venture esihogweni.

• Bitchiness - akusiwona kusimo, kuba isimo sengqondo.
• Angithembi boorish, futhi amazwi virtuoso: mat Ningafungeli, kodwa ukuthumela amahle.
• Kungani thina sishiye? Benginesithukuthezi. Yebo, kuyenzeka.
• Kunzima ukuba inkosazana, lapho umqhele ilele.
• Mina ngeke ukukulandela ukusebenzisa, ulinde izingcingo noma i-SMS, kungani. Mina ungathandi kimi - umnyango lapho.
• Akukona kakhulu mina ngizivumele, ingabe Okwamanje uvumela kancane kakhulu.
• Ukuze uxhumane ne-indoda kudingeka kuphela iminwe emibili: Inkomba Manish, maphakathi - ukuthumela.
• Ukuze kuhlonishwe, siqale sifunde ukuhlonipha ngokwabo futhi musa ukhalele ukuthi ukuphila yomunye kangcono.

Isimo ngawe, intandokazi yakho

Nge umqondo ukuthi ungathanda lezi imishwana:

• Yebo, I am a strong, okunenjongo, konke engingakwenza wazi kanjani. Kodwa ngezinye izikhathi isifuna yena azisonge ku Baby Soft noma ucele ukusingatha.
• Uma uya, usengabuyela emuva izikhathi eziyisigidi. Uma ngiqeda, kungcono kuze kube phakade.
• Angikho nesizungu. Ngiyazisebenza okwanele.

• Ngisho nabesifazane esiqine anelungelo lobo buthakathaka.
• Ngamunye 'vanilla Barbie "futhi unenhliziyo. Futhi ngize ukuthola unondindwa kuyo, ukuthi ukukhala ku luhlata yakho futhi inzondo.

emavesini

Uma ufuna ukuba yokuqala, kufanele sizame ukuba uthumele isimo phakathi kwakhe, othandekayo wakhe, nencazelo amavesi. Ngokwesibonelo, ezifana.

Am ethule, ngokugqamile, ukudumala,

Ukudlala, mnene, ebulalayo.

Hilarious, yimikhuba izinto ngokungathi sína,

Silly, smart, sool.

Nginamahloni noma unondindwa,

Granite idwala, nenekazi sezinzwa,

Ingelosi, uyathakatha ababi,

Kodwa into - njalo.

Bheka isimo phakathi kwakhe, othandekayo wakhe, kube nenjongo, ezihlekisayo kanye ngesikhathi esifanayo emavesini? Sicela!

Heels noma amateki,

Lapho ukwakheka noma cha,

Enginakho ubuhle efanayo,

Nokho, ilungelo, isimanga sezimanga!