Funny skits ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme ngesikole

Funny skits ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme kungase ukwahlukaniselwa ngezihloko ezihlukahlukene nezinkinga zezingane lanamuhla. Lokhu oluzayo izivivinyo, iziqu, imisebenzi yokuzilibazisa kanye kukhethwa umsebenzi esikhathini esizayo. Futhi, insimu ebanzi ngoba ukuceba - ubuhlobo abafundi kanye nabazali. Sinikeza skits funny mayelana esikoleni ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme, afaneleka iliphi iholide. Ingabe ukuletha ezihlukahlukene futhi qiniseka hlekisa izilaleli!

"Boxing"

Funny skits ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme kungase kube ezihlukahlukene kakhulu futhi engavamile. Ngokwesibonelo, lokhu okulandelayo.

Isifundo izincwadi. Izingane ukufunda le ncwadi. Thishela uyafundelwa umagazini kanye guys ezimbili ngizithola.

Student Okokuqala: You Th wathatha ipeni lami, njengoba abesifazane conductive. (Push ke)

Umfundi yesibili: A Th Uxolo okuthile, Zhadoba. On! (Ufaka ukusingatha azoyithola collar).

Umfundi wokuqala: (Ufaka isibhakela ebusweni) Nokho, kuzo zonke lezo kapets ukuza.

Eyesibili umfundi: Lawa kirdyk, dabukisa! (Kunikeza cuff emzimbeni. Kuqala mpi ngesimo ukundindizela ngezibhakela futhi kwemifanekiso "You Th?!" "Futhi che?".)

Kungazelelwe uthisha ofanele: "Boxing, isibhakela, isibhakela ..."

Esikhathini ikhefu ekilasini futhi izikhathi ukuthula.

"Likhula"

Nifuna le imidwebo sokuqala, ezihlekisayo, ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme phakathi kwezingane nabazali bazo? Sinikeza i simo ezithakazelisayo, okuyinto akudingi ukulungiselela okuningi.

Abahlanganyeli: isikhulumi, umama, intombazane.

Ummemezeli: Happy isikhashana Happy Ihora. Indodakazi waya ekilasini lokuqala.

On unina yesigameko kwathi indodakazi.

Umama: Docha ukuthi ezijatshulelwa esikoleni, kungakhathaliseki eziningi ngakuhlanu?

Indodakazi: (Ngomdlandla) Uthisha, like a inganekwane, nami zonke kukhona abangane, ngathola 3 ngakuhlanu!

Ummemezeli: Bypasses yesihlanu kakhulu godok, lapha uya pyatiklassnitsa.

Umama nendodakazi e ekukhishweni ngakunye ukushintsha.

Umama: Hhayi-ke, intombazanyana, wena unjani? Kangakanani ebuzwa ukuthi yini esikoleni?

Indodakazi: (beshiyeka ngendlela edabukisayo) Petrov - imbuzi, futhi mina wadonsa eluka wakhe. Namuhla, amehlo wamnika. Wena kumqondisi ngasizathu simbe, ngokuthi ...

Ummemezeli: Futhi lapha futhi, impukane, futhi lesi-ibanga - ingane.

Indodakazi isiketi esifushane, ne uboya ngaphansi punk.

Umama: sentombazane encane, kahle, njengoba ngangiya elinde umqondisi futhi?

Indodakazi: (Ecasuka) Zonke ebumnyameni okuqinile, futhi zonke ezihuquzelayo. Petrov futhi ziyoshiswa, ngeke nibe ngokuthi uKhomishane.

Ummemezeli: iminyaka eyishumi zidlulile futhi manje, kuba ibanga lesishiyagalombili.

Indodakazi kabi yakhiwa, ekuzwakaliseni izingubo. Umama e isikhafu ihlala bekadanile.

Umama: Hey, s'thandwa, wena unjani? Namuhla esikoleni obe?

Indodakazi: kusiphi isikole has kunjalo, nge Petrov ezithile umbhalisi eziphakeme ...

"Ngubani wasethatha uIshmayeli?"

Uma udinga encane esikoleni skits ezihlekisayo ngabantu abadala, ungasebenzisa umqondo elandelayo.

Abahlanganyeli: nabafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme, uthisha, umqondisi.

On esigabeni ungakwazi abeke 2 amatafula, izihlalo othisha.

Thishela ungena ekilasini, sawubona.

Teacher: Phinda umsebenzi wesikole. Ngakho, Sidorov!

Sidorov: A ilungelo lomuntu mina, mina ekugcineni can Nitsche!

Teacher: Sidorov, angitshele wasethatha uIshmayeli?

Sidorov: Pigweed Ivanovna, mina Nitsche ungathathi izwi lami akalamukelanga zonke Ivanov.

Ivanov: Kuyini-Ishmayeli, angizange ngimbone niche, Akufani nami!

Teacher: (Ecasuka) Zonke ukubekezela kwami iphelile! Ngibiza umqondisi.

Uyaqhubeka futhi kuletha abaqondisi.

Teacher: Sinazo isifundo sesithathu asikwazi ukuthola ukuthi ngubani wathatha u-Ishmayeli?

Umqondisi: Kuyini 10-B? Cha, lawa ngeke wabuya!

"Five obuqotho"

Enye inguqulo ye iskripthi ochungechungeni "skits funny mayelana esikoleni ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme."

Ngesikhathi ukuhlolwa esikoleni esiphakeme izibalo. On ngemuva edeskini ihlala Commission, uthisha esikhundleni sakhe.

Teacher: Petrov, ngibona, ukubeka ishidi ukukopela etafuleni!

Kuboshwe umfundi unika indlwana. Ehlala phansi, kodwa eyehlelayo.

Teacher: Petrov akusho uphazamise abanye.

Petrov (liyaphuma) Sawubona Maria Ivanovna, enginakho eminyakeni eyishumi ukufundisa zona yakho, kodwa namanje abaqondi nifiga. Angikwazi ahlale lapha izinsuku ezinhlanu, kodwa akazange anqume. Siza ingane abampofu. (Giggles eklasini)

Teacher: Petrov, mina nomunye kokubheduka ezinjalo uzoba ukushayela kwakho, wena uza resit.

Kuboshwe umfundi ihlala phansi, uyaphenduka abheke iphepha, sizama ukunquma futhi ukweqa.

Petrov: Marya, Marya Ivanovna, uyazi ukuthi manje ngavele ehlakaniphile musa ukunquma!

Ukuhleka ekilasini, amalungu ekomidi futhi ukuhleka.

Marya: (ngozwela) Bob othandekayo, uma ucabanga kahle, khona-ke uzophumelela. Hlala phansi ungaphazamisi abanye.

Petrov ihlala phansi futhi kungakapheli ngomzuzu futhi agxume: Maria Ivanovna, mina nifiga akusebenzi! (Uhleko ekilasini)

Ilungu le Commission uyasukuma futhi uhlala phansi Petrov: Wozani, ake sibone, ukuthi yini uke got akusebenzi!

"Star of the disco"

Funny skits for senior, esifushane futhi umculo, ezihlukahlukene yimuphi ikhonsathi.

Abahlanganyeli: nabafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme, abangane ababili.

Umsindo umculo ephathekayo, kodwa abafundi dancing kancane futhi ngesizotha. Ugijimela umfana funny futhi iqala ukudansa ngenkuthalo, ekugwemeni beat umculo: ukweqa, Parodies, njll Phula wonke ukumangala express, shaking ikhanda futhi ezimazombe ethempelini lakhe .. Ngemva kokuhlaba ikhefu isikhathi esifushane, umculo cishe ziqotho.

Eyokuqala intombazane esikoleni esiphakeme (indlebe intombi, kodwa elikhulu: kuzo izithunywa izilaleli) Hawu, kahle, yonke ebumnyameni, niyamazi?

Okwesibili: Yebo, kungcono Sidorov kusuka yethu-B-10.

Okokuqala: Kuyini-ke naye? Ngaso sonke isikhathi iziphatha?

Okwesibili: Cha, wena, yena, thina skromnyaga kuphela namuhla okokuqala e 10 iminyaka phezulu ezinhlanu isiRashiya wathola!

"Santa Claus Isipho"

Yikuphi ukudlala Christmas izigcawu ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme? Funny noma zakudala, ukuxazulula abafundi. Yilokho omunye zimo Yonyaka okusha mini-ukusebenza.

Abahlanganyeli: ezimbili umfundi wasesikoleni esiphakeme, umfana nezingane.

Hlala abangane ababili - samabanga aphezulu.

Okokuqala: bangishaya Ivanov ku New Year wathenga ijazi noboya!

Okwesibili: Ush 'ukuthini! Ethukile, bonisa okuningi.

Lenza ekusithekeni futhi ebuyiselwa Snow Maiden imvunulo. A emfushane elingenamikhono lendwangu, uboya phansi.

Okokuqala: (UYAHLEKA) Yebo, zonke kucace ke naye wathenga ijazi noboya ...

Kufaka Ivanov Santa Claus imvunulo: Hhayi-ke, Petrov kufanele asebenze elingenamikhono.

Izingane ezincane ukusebenzisa phezulu izingubo ezihlukahlukene.

Ivanov ihlala: Hhayi-ke, Isithwathwa Ntombazane, ingoma izingane.

Petrov: (mathintanyawo) Million, million, million, ama-red roses ...

Ivanov: Oh, Isithwathwa Ntombazane, kahle, uku-joker yami. Futhi manje zonke ukucula ingoma ethi kufike uNyaka Omusha, futhi izipho ngeke.

Ivanov: Minor, zenyuka kakhulu amanzi okugeza, futhi ngilapha ngawe manje ngakhe luhlolo senkondlo. Eyokuqala yaya-ke.

Boy: Santa Claus, kodwa ungakhathazeki, ukushayela izipho elahliwe. Ngizokutshela Bate, yena uzokhokha.

umfana Okwesibili: Hey, Ivanov e ngentshebe yakhe, okuyinto namanje izinkondlo. Guys, woza.

Izingane ehlele Santa Claus, Snow Maiden kwamacala, isikhwama.

Ivanov: (nesilevu isigqoko washelela) Nokho, Petrova! Esinye 10 matinees futhi sikhululekile.

izigcawu School, funny obudala noma ogxile sina, ngokulinganayo wamukela kahle izilaleli futhi wenze isethulo we ekhumbulekayo ezimibalabala, acacile futhi.