Funny imibuzo ezokwenza abanye hleka yakho abalulekile zashaya

Ingabe uyazi ukuthi indlela engcono kakhulu yokufunda izimfihlo ingaphakathi isoka lakho? Mbuze imibuzo ezihlekisayo! Ngeke ukholwe imiphumela: kuvela ukuthi ngempela abavamile, guys Okuqukethwe akuzwakali kukhona ngaphakathi Freaks futhi bokuhlela ejwayele yokuthola yabo. Konke okudingekayo - elilodwa noma amabili umbuzo oyisiphukuphuku, ngubani uzokwazi phendla you ohlangothini womuntu, wena angikaze ngimbone ngaphambi. Ngakho, lapha kukhona imibuzo embalwa ukuze uqale nge, kodwa ukhululeke usungula futhi ungumnikazi!

Uma ubungakhetha isiphi isilwane njengoba isilwane kungaba yini enhle ukuza kuwe?

Abantu abaningi ayoyikhetha amakati nezinja, kodwa umfana wakho kungaba kukumangaze nge impendulo ehlukile ngokukhetha ubukhulu puppy indlovu.

Yini isilwane ongathanda ukuba abe nani ekuphileni kwakhe okuzayo, futhi kungani?

Sincoma ukubuka i-movie "Lobster", ukuze Tune kuya ndaba. We isiqinisekiso: ngemva kwalokhu ifilimu uyoba wonke ingxoxo ngale ndaba.

Wayengubani ngothando lwakho lokuqala ikhathuni?

Sonke siyazi ukuthi abafana abaningi ngokweqile Pamela Anderson noma ezinye osaziwayo okuyenga. Kodwa nokukhawulela kukhethwa opopayi, ungafunda izinto eziningi ezithakazelisayo. Kungenzeka ukuthi umlingani wakho kwaba mermaid umxhwele Ariel futhi Nala kusukela opopayi "The Lion King."

Ukube uhlamvu ikhathuni, yini?

umlingani wakho - Prince Charming, the Beast kusukela opopayi "Beauty and the Beast" noma Aladdin? Noma mhlawumbe Tigger kusukela Wini Phu?

Yini kunendaba ukuthi wake usudlile, ugly kakhulu?

Kungase nje isangweji ichithekile noma uswidi "ukuhlanza Bertie Botts 'Tastefully.

Yisiphi isikhali ubungakhetha uma kwenzeka i-apocalypse zombie?

Izimpendulo zingase ukumangala kwembule ngokunembile ubuntu. Uma ethanda ummese, kusho ukuthi akesabi yezimpi. Uma umfana esethatha isiqhumane, ke kufakazela kwesimo sayo alufakwa. Sniper Rifle - lena mhlawumbe ukukhetha angajwayelekile: awazi ukuthi yini okufanele uyilindele kulokho umuntu onjalo.

Wake wacabanga ukuthi yini ngabe unjani ukube kwaba owesifazane?

Lokhu ngokuvamile kuholela yokuthi ubeka phezulu guy yakho futhi wenze kuye ukugqoka ingubo futhi High Heels. Lezi izinkumbulo (nezithombe!) Ingabe eziyohlala phakade!

Kanjani you ngasese ngokuthi esifubeni sami?

Kungenzeka trite "sesikhashana", kodwa ungakwazi ukuthola ukuthi yini ubiza esifubeni sakho Bonnie futhi Clyde.

Yini isikhashana empilweni yakho kwaba amahloni kakhulu?

Baningi abafana neyaziwayo into stupid noma laughable, isibonelo, ukukhuluma kanjani aligcobhoze esikoleni sabaqalayo. Kodwa ungezwa izindaba esithinta inhliziyo ngempela, isibonelo, mayelana nokuthi intombazane sinqatshiwe ngothando lwakhe nangokuhawukela wathi "cha" ephendula isiphakamiso ngomshado eneminyaka engu-eminyakeni emithathu. Aint it cute?

Kuyini into zakho ezibaluleke kakhulu kwenzondo?

Wake wacabanga, kodwa inkinga kungaba nesibopho ubuhlobo bakho! Kuchazwa ke, ungabona ukuthi into eyinhloko ungathandi isoka lakho - hung okungalungile, okungalungile, ohlangothini roll toilet paper! Leli phephandaba kumele Roll off phezulu, uthi etiquette guru Emily Post.

Ukube ubungathola imali kude nomunye ubugebengu, ubungathi lingakanani?

Lapho ekhuluma pizza intshontshiwe - kulungile. Uma ukhetha ukubulala - sibaleke!