Khetha isimo mayelana iholide amagama-ncazo fun

Uma ungafuni ukuba ashiye, kodwa kusadingeka silinde isikhathi eside, unga uvula igagasi omuhle, eyanyatheliswa kuyi ozithandayo yokuxhumana isithombe ogwini axube mayelana nesimo iholide. Funny amagama-ncazo ungakwazi yini ukubhala imigomo ngelakho, noma ukusizakala ngalokho isivele yasungulwa abantu ngomuzwa olukhulu amahlaya. isimo Sexy uzonikhumbuza ukuthi iholide kuseza, futhi siyabakhuthaza bonke ulifunde futhi qiniseka akuqonda ngemva kwesikhathi.

Female amahlaya

I iholide eside elindelwe namanje kude ukuthi kubonakala kuye phakade. Kulokhu, ukulingana be:

• Ngangifisa kolwandle, futhi trickled phansi ezihlathini zakhe amathonsi ...
• Ngicabanga ngingenile isikhundla emsebenzini isicanucanu sonke isikhathi ukudansela isiginci sakhe phezu kolwandle okunosawoti.

Uma iholidi kulesi sikhathi kufanele uchithe, enza imisebenzi yasendlini, ukukhulisa isimo isimo abeneme "Ukuhlaba Ikhefu uqalile." isignesha Funny futhi bejabule efana a anecdote esifushane, wagcizelela ukuthi owesifazane owabhala kubo, namandla emoyeni, futhi ungalokothi udangele:

• Holiday - kuhle! Ngifuna - phansi kwami, ngifuna - ukupheka isobho noma ukugeza. Futhi lapho psihanu, umchus ukuze izwe futhi kukhona uzokhokhiswa ukumba, betshala ayakhala!
• Waya ukuphumula, izinkinga babe zonke izindlu. Ayikwazi ngilinde, uhambe ...

Uma iholidi yaphumelela, izithombe, ukuba kufakazelwe, njalo unamathisele isimo ezifanele mayelana iholide. Funny ongakhetha:

• Ngaya nomaphi bathuma ngilapho ngokwami njengoba okuthiwa. I ngijabule!
• Lapha ngilinde ekuseni, vula amehlo akho, bamukele umbono kolwandle!
• Manje mina kuphi akukho Inthanethi: Wave ulwandle sparks ehlobo!

ukukhetha Male

Madoda, uya eholidini, benethemba lokuthola uphumule kahle olwandle efudumele, akhohlwe izinkinga nokukhathazeka. Bafuna ukubona abasizungezile ilanga futhi enhle abesifazane, nikulungele agqashule ekusebenzelaneni inhliziyo kuyo yonke iholide. Inani elihle ngaphandle hassles nezinkinga noma izimo esiphuthumayo lapho sithathwe ikhefu emsebenzini, kuyokusiza ukubonakalisa isimo mayelana iholide. izibonelo Funny humorously sibonakalisa ukuthi ufuna ukwenzani ngamaholide indoda:

• Akunakwenzeka ukuba nethemba okungcono, uma uya eholidini, bazilungisele umshini efulethini.
• Ngokokuqala ngqá e-resort angiyikuninyakamela ngoba intombazanyana, futhi alethe bebodwa.
• Ngaya ukuphumula olwandle. On indoda owodwa ojabulayo emhlabeni manje ngaphezulu!
• I oyisisekelo lweholide ephelele: ungakhohlwa ukubiza nsuku zonke nomkami.
• Abangane, iholide lami waqala! Boleka kwesibindi ngenxa amaviki ambalwa. Kanjani hlangana, ngizobuyela ngesithakazelo!
• Iholide iphupho: umncintiswano "Miss Bust" esiqhingini esisendaweni eshisayo, lapho ngineminyaka engu-umuntu kuphela!

Isimo mayelana iholide olwandle

amagama-ncazo Funny ku yokuxhumana ngeke uvumele umndeni nabangani ukuthi baqonde ukuthi yiziphi nombhali isimo omuhle ka umoya iholide, futhi wajabula kakhulu nge indlela ukuchitha isikhathi.

• Inkomba fucking iholide - akusiwona okuningi izithombe yokuxhumana, futhi uma they are kumafolda ezifihliwe afihliwe kukhompyutha yakho!
• Futhi ukudweba esiswini uma nithatha izithombe ebhishi?
• Oh, kubi kolwandle kanjani ... amanzi afudumele, esihlabathini noma kuphi ... Hhayi ukuthi ehhovisi!
• Ulwandle! Maduze siyobuye sibonane ... futhi masijabulele nomunye!
• Umphefumulo olwandle, futhi umzimba ngenkathi ehhovisi.
• Eliseduze ukwakheka kwamakhemikhali uketshezi igazi - emanzini asolwandle. Ngithathe begijima ngemithambo kolwandle, ngempela ...

Khuluma nomuntu omuhle nge ukuncokola, ngokuqinisekile nicer ngaphandle dreary "fly agaric". Njengoba nje osibekela isimo "Ukuhlaba Ikhefu uqalile", ezihlekisayo ezahlukeneyo abayisebenzisa, kweso okubangela imiyalezo impendulo ezihlekisayo noma ukusabela nomona abangane nesithakazelo. Ngakho-ke, inani elikhulu labantu zindawo zokusesha ezethusayo ubuchopho babo isikhathi eside, noma ekhuphuka nge isimo wokukhetha hilarious. ekhuthaza Njalo othile ukujabulisa, kubangele injabulo noma ukumangala.

Zonke izinto ezinhle siphele

Lapho umuntu kuyajabulisa omuhle futhi isikhathi siyandiza ngokushesha kakhulu futhi uma kuziwa isikhathi ukubhala mayelana nesimo liphela iholidi. Funny amagama-ncazo anikelwe ngisho lokhu akuwona umcimbi Jabula kakhulu, ungathola:

• Futhi ake ifasitele lomkhumbi ihhovisi akuyona ukubhonga ulwandle, bakwazi ukuhlabelela izinkumbulo womuntu!
• Ihlobo phezu! Ingabe ukuvuselela?
• Ngemva ukuphumula okuhle Ngifuna uphumule.
• lapho nje ukuphila kwaqala kanjani ukuba athuthuke njengesikhonzi "bang" okungazelelwe - iholide iphelile.

Lapho kufika isikhathi sokushintshela kwelinye, ngaphezulu wamanje isimo mayelana iholide, izikhathi kumnandi futhi ezimnandi iholidi yamuva futhi abangele ukumamatheka. Laba bayaphakamisa ningcono futhi ekuvuseleleni e yokuthi ukuphila emangalisayo, futhi injabulo ukuthi litholakale ngisho empunga ekuphileni kwansuku zonke.