Joke ku umngane, noma amahlaya ezihlekisayo hhayi okuhlaselayo

amahlaya Iningi Ugcwalise Youtube, babe uhlamvu amahlaya indawo kusuka esigabeni "ngezansi ibhande", akusiyo uhlakaniphile. Ngenxa yaleso uhlobo kumnandi eRussia zingaphendulwa ngakho "ukuzijabulisa" ulahleke phakade abazingela suit ihlaya ku umngane.

Nhlobo lapho umuntu elele phansi, amehlo, ku ukukhala okungazelelwe 'Wozani! ", Ukuzama uvuke futhi unamathele ubuso bakhe endaweni nqunu loin Wabuthalala phezu kwakhe ngokuthi comrade. Lokhu akuyona into ehlekisayo, futhi usulu bezakhamuzi indoda.

Zibuze ngaphambi okukhulelwa ihlaya ku umngane, uma kubuhlungu kangaka kuye ukuthi ulahlekelwa umngane wakho? I kaningi uzoba ecabanga ukuthi wenzani, amaphutha kancane uzibophezele. Google Iqhinga phezulu kwenye ifomu ezihlekisayo futhi udelela, wenze amahlaya kancane funny unga, ukuthi kunzima nje beveza ihlaya uhlakaniphile ngempela futhi udelela.

Hitching okuthunyelwe kanye nemidwebo

Enamancoko - ndaba mncane, kusitsho babe akubona bonke abantu, uma umuntu efunga inhlamba futhi ophakeme "ukuhleka," ke akusho ukuthi yena uyindoda gay. Lutho neze ihlaya mayelana emuva ezimhlophe zingase umuntu angakwenza. Hleka uze abasha ihlaya waneliswe umngane, kodwa kumnandi futhi behlakaniphile, futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, akusho ubuhlungu.

Ongazange okuphiniwe ngumuntu ebusheni kuqhubeke isoka noma enye intombi. Nasi isibonelo elikuvumela ukudlala iqhinga ngakolunye, funny kakhulu, uma ababulawa yinkampani. Ngalo nyaka nzima kakhulu - akuyona ukuhleka futhi doterpet lokugcina.

Oku "iyazifudumeza" inkulumo inkampani mayelana nemishado nomshado, kubalulekile ukusho ukuthi wazi ukubhula kweqiniso, kukuvumela ukuthi yena ishada nini futhi kahle kanjani. Lokhu kulandelwa isixwayiso ukuthi idingekile ukuze kuze kube sekupheleni futhi yonke imithetho.

Omunye walaba ohlanganyela kunikezwa (zingephulwa nengxenye kulo) ukufana, okuyinto ukubamba amazinyo. Imeshi sifakwe phakathi kwamazinyo, engenhla nengezansi, zibheka umhlathi hhayi ukuvala umlomo uvuliwe. Khona-ke lona wesifazane wathi udinga ukuthatha wena kwendlebe yangakwesobunxele ngesandla sokunene sakho (noma okuphambene nalokho, akunandaba) kanye squinted (eduze) ilungelo (ngakwesokunxele) iso.

Ngemva kwalokho, uma umuntu ubheka izilaleli ubuye uzokwazi umise uhleko Homeric, ngoba yesehlakalo kuvela funny kakhulu, kubalulekile ukuba bamelele nesibuko ukubona yena, futhi uthi, "Awu, eyayizohlala isiwula ukushada?". Uma singaphumelela amantombazane amabili noma amathathu bahlale emgceni bese wenze izinyathelo ezingenhla, cabanga ngalokho isithombe funny Kuyophumela ethubeni.

Funny phezu kweminye emsebenzini: ungayifihla izinqamuleli kudeskithophu kwifolda, kanye namafolda "Properties" ukususa inkinobho "Qala" kusuka kwindawo yemisebenzi okumele yenziwe. Uma omunye alikho ngale ndaba, kuyoba eside bese ucindezela ngokucophelela ku "Qala" futhi uzibuza ukuthi baphi zonke amalebula got. Uma ngabe umsebenzisi ethuthukisiwe, ungakwazi kukhompyutha yakho ukuhlela "screen blue sokufa." Nakuba umngane kwakuyobonisa ukuqagela, cindezela u-Esc, qapha izohlala okwesibhakabhaka. Google Iqhinga phezu kwezinye kungenzeka ngezansi by gluing obuncane iphepha igundane. Trick abaningi abawazi, kodwa uma umuntu eziyosebenza ukuthenga igundane entsha - akazi nje.

Ungakwazi beveza ezihlekisayo izidlaliso abangane noma uthumele i-sms funny. Ngokwesibonelo, "Ntombazane, ayeke okhalweni lwakho jika, kodwa ngemva kwalokho ngase ngiyimi nesicanucanu ngenxa yokuba solwandle. Umakhalekhukhwini ". Bhala incwadi ezihlekisayo (kodwa hhayi ngokuphupha ngokuwina ayisigidi, ngakho kukhona kakade baseNigeria nashutili ukuthi zaba wagijima ngaphesheya komgwaqo), noma ukudweba ikhadi (futhi uma ungakwazi - ukubheka opopayi ku Yandex). Cabanga ukubingelela ezihlekisayo ngosuku afa ngalo, lomshado, lokuzalwa futhi impumelelo inkampani Ilungiselelwe kuwe.

Ngokuvamile, catch ngaphezu kwamanye kule nkampani onamileyo ngeke kabi uma abantu ululazekile noma edelelwa kumnandi, hhayi ihlaya elibi. Uma ecasulayo, abangane ungaqondi kwaba ihlaya futhi akazange aphatheke kabi, ngoba ngokwabo ziyajabula zashaya ukuhleka futhi nijabula nabangani.